Dear Washington Nationals.
You are now UP 9-0 in T7. There is NO need to score MORE runs - what you are doing now is simple rubbing it in and we hate to see that. So just take wild hacks at all pitches from now on and just strike out all the time and this game will end a lot sooner. No need to thank me for this.
Sincerely,
Winkyduck
P.S.) While you are at it - any chance you can give about 4 of your runs to the Padres, today?