I hope GiJoe has better luck than this guy....

On one of the Howard Stern shows taped at the Hard Rock, he was offering a game. He picked a regular guy loser and he got to play one hand of blackjack. If he won, he got a "date" with a hot porn star. If he lost, he got nothing.

The guy who was playing was a fat Mexican guy who explained he was unlucky with the ladies and hadnt been laid in three years. He really was a nice guy and he really wanted and needed to win this prize. There was no question that the "date" with a porn star was nothing more than showing up at a hotel room where he could bang her.

So they bring the girl out. Stunning. Guy hit the freakin jackpot. A really hot Scandanavian blonde girl, Swedish I think. Hot, hot & hot and the kind of girl you would never think was a porn star. Naturally hot and not fake or been around the block looking. She looked at the guy and was totally prepared to do him if he won. She didnt care he was fat and just a regular looking guy.

So we play. Guy gets dealt a 19. arty:

Dealer is showing a 3. Again, arty:

This is looking very good for our hero.

Dealer flips over down card, an evil 8 hno:

Next card comes quickly a queen. :cry4:

good night, drive home safely. poor guy.

poor guy

nice story thats how its ends? is the story about u Mr. Smith?

you're right, better luck to gi.....

The Swedish girl should've given the guy a nice knob-job or hand-job as a parting gift..where's a good old fashioned sympathy f@ck when you need one?

Sheesh they could have offered this loser a handjob as a consolation Prize???? sorta like GIjoe gets 500$ if he loses???:lolBIG: