The Winning Edge

LSUGambler · Aug 16, 2005

Wayne Allan Root- "I'm a big fraud who always interupts the other clowns on my show. I say I win all of the time but I never seem to post the proper documents to prove it."

Larry Ness- Gorbechev minus the red birthmark on the head. If not for gambling, this guy would be selling vacuums or at best, used cars

Al McMorty (sp?)- "Well Wayne...The Colts are a perfect 7-0 when Peyton Manning takes a shit after the 1st half when they play on grass and are on the road." Al....just tell us who you like and shut the hell up.

Randy White.- "Well Wayne, Since I blew all of my money on gambling and women, I'm forced to be one of your stooges."

The Coach Ron Meyer- "Even though I am paid to pick the opposite team of you Wayne, I somehow manage to get people to call my number and hear my annoying voice. At least I'm not Chet Coppick."

Chet Coppick- Were to start....Only Chet Coppick can ask a seven minuet long question to an athlete where the only answer is Yes or No. His spot on Wayne's show is for the comic relief. You would be better off setting fire to your money than to pay this guy for your picks.

Joe Phillips- What happened to this guy? Not that I care. Something about seeing an over-tanned guy with a high Joe Pesci like voice gives me the creeps. I still laugh at Joe saying to take Arizona over LSU in 2003. Perhaps some "wiseguys" listened to him and lost a bunch. Joe may be "living" at the bottom of Lake Mead.

Journeyman · Aug 16, 2005

LSUGambler said:
Wayne Allan Root- "I'm a big fraud who always interupts the other clowns on my show. I say I win all of the time but I never seem to post the proper documents to prove it."

Larry Ness- Gorbechev minus the red birthmark on the head. If not for gambling, this guy would be selling vacuums or at best, used cars

Al McMorty (sp?)- "Well Wayne...The Colts are a perfect 7-0 when Peyton Manning takes a shit after the 1st half when they play on grass and are on the road." Al....just tell us who you like and shut the hell up.

Randy White.- "Well Wayne, Since I blew all of my money on gambling and women, I'm forced to be one of your stooges."

The Coach Ron Meyer- "Even though I am paid to pick the opposite team of you Wayne, I somehow manage to get people to call my number and hear my annoying voice. At least I'm not Chet Coppick."

Chet Coppick- Were to start....Only Chet Coppick can ask a seven minuet long question to an athlete where the only answer is Yes or No. His spot on Wayne's show is for the comic relief. You would be better off setting fire to your money than to pay this guy for your picks.

Joe Phillips- What happened to this guy? Not that I care. Something about seeing an over-tanned guy with a high Joe Pesci like voice gives me the creeps. I still laugh at Joe saying to take Arizona over LSU in 2003. Perhaps some "wiseguys" listened to him and lost a bunch. Joe may be "living" at the bottom of Lake Mead.

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PokerKingJim · Aug 16, 2005

Good stuff - those guys are always good for a saturday morning chuckle

Fishhead · Aug 16, 2005

The Coach Ron Meyer- "Even though I am paid to pick the opposite team of you Wayne, I somehow manage to get people to call my number and hear my annoying voice. At least I'm not Chet Coppick."

I barged into the press box one evening when this guy was the head coach of the LAS VEGAS POSSE demanding his replacement.

One of the worst game coaches I have ever had the displeasure of seeing.

-Fish-

GreenDoberman · Aug 16, 2005

And your new coach of the Las Vegas Posse... FISHHEAD.

Seriously, did you ever think maybe he had the othe side in the game?

BAGIANT · Aug 16, 2005

Learn how to spell. It's Wayne Allyn Root. When you can pick them as good as he does then start taking shots at him. He's got two books written...what do you have?

Fishhead · Aug 16, 2005

GreenDoberman said:
And your new coach of the Las Vegas Posse... FISHHEAD.

Seriously, did you ever think maybe he had the othe side in the game?

GD--Not sure, but never in my born days have I ever seen a coach make so many bonehead plays game in and game out(Dale Sweum excluded).

sportsbet · Aug 16, 2005

Spell check it all you want...I think it's still funny "chit".

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P.S. Good luck to Al in the Stardust....oh wait he won't need it with Ken in there :lolBIG: .

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LSUGambler · Aug 16, 2005

Wayne ALLYN Root is a fraud

Lighten up there, Francis. Just because he has two books makes him an authority on gambling? So by YOUR logic, Jenny McCarthy is a top authority on parenting. She has two books right?? Can I also sell you the deed to the Brooklyn Bridge?? I'll toss in the island of Manhattan for free. No wait...24 dollars in beeds sounds good to me. Wayne said it is a great deal.

Wayne's picks have tanked alot of the time. Do you REALLY believe him and his cronies when they say that they are on "fire" and 18-0 for the week? Here is a hint...There is no Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny doesn't exist, and there are no little green men on the moon. They have been extinct for years. Hahaha.

Much Love,
L.G.