Show me the money!!!!! Jerry Maguire
"I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?"
Here are my few...biased towards Napoloen Dynamite cuz it's the best thing since sliced bread.
"Do the chickens have large Talons?" -Napoleon Dynamite
"I caught you a delicious bass." - Napoleon Dynamite
"Napoleon, don't be jealous cuz I've been chatting online with babes ALL DAY." - Napoleon Dynamite
"Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bady boyz? Forget about it." - Napoleon Dynamite
"Back in '82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile." - Napoleon Dynamite
"First of all, how the f*ck do you know what I be muthaF*ckin knowing?" - Boyz in the Hood
"Dog are you strapped? YOU KNOW IT." - Menace 2 Society
"Do the chickens have large Talons?" -Napoleon Dynamite
"I caught you a delicious bass." - Napoleon Dynamite
"Napoleon, don't be jealous cuz I've been chatting online with babes ALL DAY." - Napoleon Dynamite
"Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bady boyz? Forget about it." - Napoleon Dynamite
"Back in '82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile." - Napoleon Dynamite
"First of all, how the f*ck do you know what I be muthaF*ckin knowing?" - Boyz in the Hood
"Dog are you strapped? YOU KNOW IT." - Menace 2 Society
"You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... " ~~ Apocalypse Now
Carl Spackler - Caddyshack
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Here, I've got pounds of this.
What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Here, I've got pounds of this.
What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!
"....I could've got more...I could've got more, if I'd just...I could've got more.......This car. Goeth would've bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people, right there. Ten people, ten more people...(He rips the swastika pin from his lapel) This pin, two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would've given me two for it. At least one. He would've given me one. One more. One more person. A person, Stern. For this. I could've gotten one more person and I didn't."
