i got a raccoon in my garage...what do i do?

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the thing may have been in there for the whole weekend as we were out of town. just happened to notice it as i took out the garbage tonight.

i wanted to poison some food but my wife wouldnt let me. i tried opening the door (to the outside) and making a bunch of noise in the garage but that thing is hiding behind some boxes in the back and it aint coming out.
 

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Rodent service?

Or get some gloves on, and go get'em yourself.

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blue edwards said:
the thing may have been in there for the whole weekend as we were out of town. just happened to notice it as i took out the garbage tonight.

i wanted to poison some food but my wife wouldnt let me. i tried opening the door (to the outside) and making a bunch of noise in the garage but that thing is hiding behind some boxes in the back and it aint coming out.
 
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:shoota: shoot that sucker
blue edwards said:
the thing may have been in there for the whole weekend as we were out of town. just happened to notice it as i took out the garbage tonight.

i wanted to poison some food but my wife wouldnt let me. i tried opening the door (to the outside) and making a bunch of noise in the garage but that thing is hiding behind some boxes in the back and it aint coming out.
 

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You call animal control ?
I had a friend at work that had a racoon all up in his car, he had to leave the door open for like 10 hours before the thing would get out.
 
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Call the President...he may or may not be able to have it evacuated in a week.
 

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bullring said:
DONT ever corner a racoon. It'll come after you. Trust me.

thats what im worried about. i can probably rent a trap...that seems like the most logical thing to do.
 

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Blue, just do what you do to coax a dog. Take some food and put it outside the garage. Then close the door when it goes outside.
 

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Just leave door open and throw a few bleach soaked towels on the floor. The coon will eventually leave and wont return.

If you coax it with food, it will likely return.
 
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Use at least a 7, preferably a 9 or sand wedge...and snag it on the upswing right at the base of the back of the neck.
 

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Put an Ashlee Simpson CD into a jambox, them put the jambox in the garage(with the garage door open), then turn it up to maximum volume.

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bullring said:
DONT ever corner a racoon. It'll come after you. Trust me.

I'm scared to ask, but do you now look like you got the short end of a stint in a bullring?
 

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:uzi: :shoot3: :shoota: Pump that sorry rodent full of lead!!
 

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The towels and contual nasty noise (from a radio) with the open doors are good. If it's a she and has already had kits that may pose a problem.

And type your problem into the google search engine, you'll get a lot of answers. If not, lock the Miami FL special teams coach in the garage. You'll then stink the critter out.
 

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