Important Gambling Question ????

Is it completely inappropriate in advance of your birthday to ask family members to deposit $$ into your offshore account as a birthday present. Instead of saying, "Gosh, mom or sis - I'd really like a new suit or tickets to an upcoming Ravens game," what I really want to say is "OK, here is the closest Western Union. Go stand in line with all the people getting money orders and paying their phone bills in pennies. First, thoush you have call this toll free number and a customer service rep speaking broken english will give you a name with 20 characters in the first name and 40 characters in the last name. Something like Goshothophalen Enriquemargaritavasquez. Then you need to create a fake name as the sender and pay $29 if you send $300 to some remote city in Costa Rica...Then you get a control number and you have to call the customer service rep. back and give all the details. Sometimes they credit you back your fees. Now just leave the rest to me since I'll be back in line tomorrow doint the same thing with more of my hard earned money."

arty: Man, that would be the coolest birthday present ever.

:lolBIG: That would be cool...but I would puss out and ask for the cash and THEN put it in my offshore account.

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sb

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Something like Goshothophalen Enriquemargaritavasquez.

Tang

I always know I am in trouble when I can't fit the name the book has provided in the 37 spaces on the Western Union form. Then they get upset when you read back the name for verification and you only got 14 of the 15 vowels correct.