When I was in the army, the clubs would sometimes be 4-1 guy/girl ratio, so I learned to bang women 5 or less. Only times during my life I know of that guys battled over who got to hump the hippo.
The fat and/or ugly ones often have the tighest spot and give a good polish, so its all good when the lights go off...just run for the door at sunrise.
:hump:
The fat and/or ugly ones often have the tighest spot and give a good polish, so its all good when the lights go off...just run for the door at sunrise.
:hump:
My sophmore yr in college, I got shitfaced and ended up railing this nasty pig and when I woke up, I was on the edge of my bed that bitch took the rest. when I got up I look at her and was like please no please no.. then I saw she was naked I was like shit! I was also naked and then my roomate is outside smiling at me, I go please tell me I did bang her. He laughed at me. The next day at football practice they all knew and TO this day, I still get reminded of that night.
oh yeah.. her nickname in our school was Heather B or aka Heather BIG! :sad3:
oh yeah.. her nickname in our school was Heather B or aka Heather BIG! :sad3:
