World's Dumbest Human - Another nominee

winkyduck · Sep 21, 2005

UNREAL! Nothing more to say
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Woman calls cops over unreliable hit man

Tokyo police arrest woman who had tried to have her lover’s wife killed

TOKYO - A Japanese woman called in the police after a hit man she paid to kill her lover’s wife failed to carry out the job.

The 32-year-old Tokyo woman was arrested on Wednesday for incitement to murder, the Daily Yomiuri newspaper said on Friday.

The woman contacted a private detective through a Web site last November and paid him $9,000 in cash to murder her love rival, the paper said.

The 40-year-old detective accepted the money and suggested he could carry out the job by chasing the victim on a motorcycle and spraying her with a biological agent in a tunnel.

Police also arrested the private detective and found the alleged target safe and well, the paper said.

Illini · Sep 21, 2005

I expected you to nominate redpimp. He may not be the dumbest person in the world, but he's the biggest dipshit on this forum.

winkyduck · Sep 21, 2005

Illini said:
I expected you to nominate redpimp. He may not be the dumbest person in the world, but he's the biggest dipshit on this forum.

can't agree here. we will NEVER agree about giving up a TD at the end of the game and all of the other stuff that happens after that - but at least he takes the time to present what he feels is a vaild argument. i don't agree with it - never will and neither will many others - but he is far from the dumbest one here.

PokerKingJim · Sep 21, 2005

Heard a good one today on the radio. Some dude in Youngstown, OH called the police and told them to contact his sister and tell her that their mother had passed away. So the police contacted her and told her but the mother turned out to not be dead. Dude just wanted to hurt his sister. That's just wrong :icon_conf