So here it is, another monday, another sad day for football fans the world over!!!
For a second consecutive week we are stuck watching boring football on what should be the NFL's premier night (that never made much sense to me since the NFL has a bunch of games on sunday night too)..But here we are fresh off a boring ass dull Cowboys vs the Redskins and we are now gunning for another borefest that will probably be over by the half...I wonder who the F@CK picks this shit for monday night!!! (I am guessing that boring old slob Madden probably has a say in it because it makes no sense at all scheduling such bum f@ck teams one after another for monday night football, what are they trying to do here, bore the whole world to death? And dont give me that crap about trying to shoot for the older generations who apparently find it entertaining to watch two pathetic offenses dink and doink balls all over the place in a seemingly endless four hour long punt f@cking palooza!!!!
Tonights game features my most hated NFL player in Brett Favre, the same F@g who had the nerve to tell his star Wr, in the middle of a contract dispute, to come into camp and that Favre never held out or asked for more money his entire career!!!! THATS F@CKING EASY TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE SITTING ON 50 MILLION COOL ONES ISNT IT? MR INTERCEPTIONS .IN .EXCESS!!!!
I put my legendary one curled finger macedonian curse on him to ensure that he would regret having ever strapped on that cheesy greengay helmet and brought back his aging arse on the turf instead of retiring...
Thus far, my curse has held firm, and the man has not dissappointed in his projected interceptions and underlying misery as the Qb of the fudge packers!!
Tonight we have to sit through some god awful rants from Madden and his buddy Al micheals endlessly kissing Bret Fava's as he throws interception after interception, for which they wont blame him...They will blame the weather, the referees, the camera man even the dbs who will intercept his balls for everything and anything that Farve does wrong!!! And that to be followed by a bunch of worn out old men re-telling bullshit stories of old that we have heard one thousand times over and over again, with the same old annoying flatulent jokes from John madden. This is the reason men are driven to drink!!!
This is the reason suicides will increase tonight (at least in the green bay area) there is nothing out there that could depress anyone worse thaN what tonights game will feature!!!!
Ps...All you green gay @#cker fans that dont want to admit that the Fava bean's time is over, feel free to post your meagre protestations. Its been 3 consecutive weeks i have been laughing at you, lets make it one more!!!!
:raining:
:uzi: :hanging: :shoot3:
PACKERS
For a second consecutive week we are stuck watching boring football on what should be the NFL's premier night (that never made much sense to me since the NFL has a bunch of games on sunday night too)..But here we are fresh off a boring ass dull Cowboys vs the Redskins and we are now gunning for another borefest that will probably be over by the half...I wonder who the F@CK picks this shit for monday night!!! (I am guessing that boring old slob Madden probably has a say in it because it makes no sense at all scheduling such bum f@ck teams one after another for monday night football, what are they trying to do here, bore the whole world to death? And dont give me that crap about trying to shoot for the older generations who apparently find it entertaining to watch two pathetic offenses dink and doink balls all over the place in a seemingly endless four hour long punt f@cking palooza!!!!
Tonights game features my most hated NFL player in Brett Favre, the same F@g who had the nerve to tell his star Wr, in the middle of a contract dispute, to come into camp and that Favre never held out or asked for more money his entire career!!!! THATS F@CKING EASY TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE SITTING ON 50 MILLION COOL ONES ISNT IT? MR INTERCEPTIONS .IN .EXCESS!!!!
I put my legendary one curled finger macedonian curse on him to ensure that he would regret having ever strapped on that cheesy greengay helmet and brought back his aging arse on the turf instead of retiring...
Thus far, my curse has held firm, and the man has not dissappointed in his projected interceptions and underlying misery as the Qb of the fudge packers!!
Tonight we have to sit through some god awful rants from Madden and his buddy Al micheals endlessly kissing Bret Fava's as he throws interception after interception, for which they wont blame him...They will blame the weather, the referees, the camera man even the dbs who will intercept his balls for everything and anything that Farve does wrong!!! And that to be followed by a bunch of worn out old men re-telling bullshit stories of old that we have heard one thousand times over and over again, with the same old annoying flatulent jokes from John madden. This is the reason men are driven to drink!!!
This is the reason suicides will increase tonight (at least in the green bay area) there is nothing out there that could depress anyone worse thaN what tonights game will feature!!!!
Ps...All you green gay @#cker fans that dont want to admit that the Fava bean's time is over, feel free to post your meagre protestations. Its been 3 consecutive weeks i have been laughing at you, lets make it one more!!!!
:raining:
:uzi: :hanging: :shoot3:
PACKERS
