Geez .......Colon is hard to look at.

eldiablo · Oct 4, 2005

He looks like Michael Myers in a mask from Halloween.

michael777 · Oct 4, 2005

let's start an all ugly pitching staff,i will put in randy johnson

Dante · Oct 4, 2005

el diablo said:
He looks like Michael Myers in a mask from Halloween.

:lolBIG: :lolBIG:

yeah randy the RAT Johnson...UGLYYYYYYYYYYY

WildBill · Oct 4, 2005

Who will ever beat Julian Tavarez?

michael777 · Oct 4, 2005

:lolBIG:

WildBill said:
Who will ever beat Julian Tavarez?

ZZZSpeedster · Oct 4, 2005

WildBill said:
Who will ever beat Julian Tavarez?

What the hell is his name

Fetters?

There is a guy that looks like a puffed out puffer fish

Really ugly mofo

michael777 · Oct 4, 2005

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/profile?statsId=4396

WildBill · Oct 4, 2005

Maybe we should have a poll:

Hitman26 · Oct 4, 2005

What about Ezequiel Astacio?

ppeter · Oct 4, 2005

RAY KING has to be on the list. He is one fat fuk. He also gives up the obligatory 1-2 run cushion to ensure the Cards win by one, he gets credited with a save, and the RL bettors go home broke.

WildBill · Oct 4, 2005

Hitman26 said:
What about Ezequiel Astacio?

Damn never seen him before. He wins! Tavarez used to be close to that bad, but must have found a dermatologist or something, he used to have about 10 potholes on his face.

Hitman26 · Oct 4, 2005

Tavarez looks like Brad Pitt compared to this guy.

flyinghigh+ · Oct 5, 2005

Hitman26 said:
What about Ezequiel Astacio?

Seal?

GreenDoberman · Oct 5, 2005

Separated at birth FlyingHigh, nice observation.

Dante · Oct 5, 2005

FUNNIEST thread of the week so far:lolBIG:

PokerKingJim · Oct 5, 2005

Have to agree on Colon. Good god I can barely watch the telecast with all of the closeups on his face. Dude just doesn't look right.

VinnytheWorm · Oct 5, 2005

Has Colon ever missed a meal?

juice · Oct 5, 2005

I had to switch from HD to old-school TV when Colon was pitching, there are some things that should never be seen in HD, Colon's face is one of them.

His picture should be put in that Halloween thread going around.

blueedwards · Oct 5, 2005

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5teamparlay · Mar 22, 2011

http://aol.sportingnews.com/mlb/sto...-colon-closing-in-on-spot-in-yankees-rotation

March 22, 2011

Bartolo Colon closing in on spot in Yankees' rotation

Read more: http://aol.sportingnews.com/mlb/story/2011-03-22/bartolo-colon-closing-in-on-spot-in-yankees-rotation#ixzz1HKmkrRQP
Righthander Bartolo Colon, who signed a minor league contract with the New York Yankees prior to spring training, is the front-runner to begin the season as the team's fifth starter, the New York Daily News reports.
Colon, the 2005 AL Cy Young award winner, hasn't pitched in the majors since the 2009 season but has been impressive this spring, posting a 2.40 ERA in 15 innings. He has 17 strikeouts and just one walk.

Bartolo Colon has been impressive this spring, posting a 2.40 ERA in 15 innings. He has 17 strikeouts and just one walk. (AP Photo)
"I've been pleasantly surprised," manager Joe Girardi told the Daily News. "He is a guy that knew how to compete. We knew that. He was a guy that knew how to be successful. We knew that. But I just didn't know what to expect."
With rookie righthander Ivan Nova expected to be the Yankees' fourth starter, Colon is competing with righthanders Freddy Garcia and Sergio Mitre for the final spot in the starting five. The Daily News speculates Mitre will pitch in long relief, while Garcia could be the odd man out.
"At some point you take a leap of faith that this guy is going to help us more than that guy. I'm not ready to make that call yet, but we're going to have to make it soon," general manager Brian Cashman told the Daily News.

Read more: http://aol.sportingnews.com/mlb/story/2011-03-22/bartolo-colon-closing-in-on-spot-in-yankees-rotation#ixzz1HKmggXWf