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You can gauge how a game is going when you are not even watching it, but just the sounds the TV set makes, and the sound of a commercial, tips you off to what is most likely going on in a game.

I got a sprinkler system put in today, and I am outside in a chair, after hauling loom (new england for top soil) and seeding the shit out of the lawn, and now I am watching the sprinkler system go off in its zones like it is the 4th of July....crackin beers at the same time of course....I have basketball league tonight....you think the guy I am guarding will mind my beer breath,

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So I am outside and I have the garage TV on loud, and of course if you see my wagers today...all based around scoring....SO I hear a commercial quick in the game, "I say Shit...no scoring


I hear announcer raise voice....I say Oh maybe Braves doing something....I then hear a quick commercial....SO now I am like Shit no score

I come to find 1-1 end of 1, but DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Pretty Fuuny huh LOL NEWPORT

MY ASS IS DRAGGING I love yard work....this a bit too much
 

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When the mornings sports page looks like a crossword puzzle, pen marks with W +250,L-180,W + 750,3 teamer + 280....
 

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"crackin beers at the same time of course"


You have a rough life buddy....
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I know exactly what you mean NP, its just an instinct anymore...you can even sense when the announcer is getting ready to back to the studio, little nuances like that became very easy to pick up on...

I've seen 748,645 games in my life...

The problem I had today, i felt guilty sitting inside on this beautiful day waiting for this game to start...hope it ends up being worth it....nothing makes me more upset in regards to gambling than missing out on a nice weather day to sit inside and end up losing money.

Your topic is so true! and you love the OVERS! lol
 

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The Right Wing said:
When the mornings sports page looks like a crossword puzzle, pen marks with W +250,L-180,W + 750,3 teamer + 280....

reminds I will see all kinds off odd items where I will have scribbled +/- numbers, sometimes its not easy looking back...or I'll see an old stack of Western Union forms in my glove compartment...money that never came back...:icon_conf
 

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Journeyman said:
, i felt guilty sitting inside on this beautiful day waiting for this game to start

C'mon J-Man, just take the TV outside.............
 

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Journeyman said:
reminds I will see all kinds off odd items where I will have scribbled +/- numbers, sometimes its not easy looking back...or I'll see an old stack of Western Union forms in my glove compartment...money that never came back...:icon_conf

Your posts are hilarious!!!!! Yea the pieces of paper with control numbers for old money or the western union forms That is beautiful!!!!

I completely agree with the nice day observation

Leyks......That was after I laid a scoop of soil all over my lawn I was beat!!! I needed the beer

Right Wing, how about the trash can in the bathroom you most call your library....That is loaded with picks, and sports page scribble

GREAT STUFF!!!
 

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Luca Brasi said:
C'mon J-Man, just take the TV outside.............

I was actually trying to figure out how to tap my kithen TV out to the deck, for that exact scenario for college Saturdays!! lol
 

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