I've been told this is the man who I "resemble" in certain areas:
John Holmes
The most precise measurement ever given for the length of John Holmes' penis was 12.58 inches, cited in SCREW magazine. But 20.51% percent of that figure was pure hype.
In a 1989
Rolling Stone article, ex-wife Sharon recalled John's self-amazement when he measured his penis in 1968: "
It goes from five inches all the way to ten. Ten inches long! Four inches around!" That night, to Sharon's dismay, he revealed his intention to become a porn actor. He became the all-time world's greatest. During his career, Holmes starred in 3,000 films and fucked hundreds of porn actresses, including Seka,
Linda Lovelace,
Marilyn Chambers, and
Cicciolina.