RX member participation...Who can make the funniest fake quote by an athlete?

Journeyman · Oct 15, 2005

“I’m very happy to settle my defamation suit against ‘Sports Illustrated’ because with the money I received I’m going to be able to get me some primo strippers.”

Mike Price :lolBIG:

just an example:digit:

I hve a feeling Sherman wins this thread...just a hunch, don't let me down Sherman.

queposkid · Oct 15, 2005

Patrick Ewing..

"I have alot to say.."

ZZZSpeedster · Oct 15, 2005

Barry Bonds

"How could people say I have use steriods if they were Clear and nobody saw them?"

sherman · Oct 15, 2005

J-Man, that's too much pressure...now i am afraid to even think of one.....

Journeyman · Oct 15, 2005

sherman said:
J-Man, that's too much pressure...now i am afraid to even think of one.....

I have faith in you...

How about this one...

I always wanted a big family....Shawn Kemp :hump: :103631605

WildBill · Oct 15, 2005

"I told the guys I was proud of their efforts this year. Life isn't just about winning championships."....George Steinbrenner

gold64 · Oct 15, 2005

PETE ROSE ..

:sad3: .. and I figured Minnesota Minus Two and a Hook was a Winner..., at least I'm winning my OhioState/MichState Under 52' Insider Advice from my Cincy Sources..

:drink: :icon_conf

winbet · Oct 15, 2005

"Yes I've read all the drink jibes and seen the INT stats but I still say, a couple of drinks before the game doesnt affect my play, besides, I dont call the passing plays" Kerry Collins.:drink:

sherman · Oct 15, 2005

WildBill said:
"I told the guys I was proud of their efforts this year. Life isn't just about winning championships."....George Steinbrenner

:lolBIG:

MrsCheater · Oct 15, 2005

Daunte Culpepper....

"This occurrance is a misunderstanding. The cruise was intended to be used as a fund raiser for the Tom Mahrker Project...you know, the charity that helps raise money and awareness for the Special Olympics. All money raised by our Ladies was to be donated. I dont know how this got blown out of proportion!"

Wrigley · Oct 15, 2005

This is not a fake quote just a funny ad the Vikings radio network KFAN is using in the papers to advertise the game this week.

wilheim · Oct 15, 2005

"Is my slip showing?".. Dennis Rodman..

wil.:monsters-

peteep · Oct 15, 2005

"I am not, not a homosexual" - Jeff Garcia

Wrigley · Oct 15, 2005

Mike Tice when asked by the media if the Viking could get blown out on the road by the bears like they were their previous 2 road games against cincy and Atlanta

No way he said, we have a much better chance of getting "blown" out on a lake then at soldier field

Then Tice told 3 jokes before he left

Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking Player in a 3 piece suit?
A: Defendant

Q: Four Minnesota Viking Players are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.

Beginning immediately, the Minnesota Vikings have adopted a new "Honor System" - - - - Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.

Dante · Oct 15, 2005

" well, by Bill clinton's Standards I did not have sexual relations with those Strippers on the boat"

Fred smoot

Wrigley · Oct 15, 2005

Dante said:
" well, by Bill clinton's Standards I did not have sexual relations with those Strippers on the boat"

Fred smoot

:lolBIG:

Wrigley · Oct 15, 2005

"I really need to thank Fred Smooth for this great award, for without him setting up the cruise I would not be standing here accepting this great trophy."

Daunte Culpepper after winning the 2005 Porn award for best BJ scene on a boat

lander · Oct 15, 2005

"If none of the incompetent, Stars-happy linesmen saw my foot in the crease, then was it really ever in the crease?"- Brett "ass" Hull

wilheim · Oct 15, 2005

Speaking of Brett Hull..

Not to change the topic but.... Just in..

Brett Hull's Hall of Fame career has come to an end.

Sources have confirmed that the right winger will announce his retirement at an 8pm et/5pm pt news conference.

TSN.Ca.

Wrigley · Oct 15, 2005

Thats funny the coyotes just unretired his daddys number 9 (they were formerly the winnipeg jets) so Brett could wear it so do they hoist it back up now??