Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a Vikings’ cruise
That happened on a Minny lake
Involving sex and booze
The team was out for some bye-week fun
Forgetting all their woes
But they made one mistake that day
They brought along some ho’s
The media started getting rough
The team was a disgrace
Despite the denials by some guys who were there
The Vikes could not save face
The Vikes could not save face
Now the team’s a joke and are heading for
A 3 and 13 year
With Culpepper
And Mike Tice too
The millionaires, with mad wives
No real big stars
And the rest
Are here on Culpepper’s Isle!
A tale of a Vikings’ cruise
That happened on a Minny lake
Involving sex and booze
The team was out for some bye-week fun
Forgetting all their woes
But they made one mistake that day
They brought along some ho’s
The media started getting rough
The team was a disgrace
Despite the denials by some guys who were there
The Vikes could not save face
The Vikes could not save face
Now the team’s a joke and are heading for
A 3 and 13 year
With Culpepper
And Mike Tice too
The millionaires, with mad wives
No real big stars
And the rest
Are here on Culpepper’s Isle!
