Seinfeld, still the funniest show on TV! favorite Seinfeld moment/line?

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George landing the Yankees front office job :lolBIG:
"Ruth, Gehrig, Dimaggio, Mantle , Costanza" :suomi:


I can't even think of my favorite episode with so many classics...

George doing the 'opposite' lands him the Yankees job...he goes off on Steinbrenner only to land the job

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The sons a bitches :suomi:

favorite Seinfeld moment?

George's parents are an absolute riot :lolBIG:
 

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i usually watch the " everybody loves raymond " shows on tbs at 7 and 7:30 . that show kills me .

not to mention , i would like to hit patricia heaton hard.... something about her..
 

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Art Vandaleigh

"man hands"

"bizzaro Seinfeld"

"close-talker"

"low-flow shower heads"



many, many more.....all good stuff
 

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Favorite moment/scene is when Jerry had sex with Elaine and him and George are at Monk's the day after...when Jerry tells George and he asks for details, Jerry says he's not in the mood. George proceeds to yell at him about how he has no job, lives with his parents, etc. and to get in the mood. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

When he goes on about independent George dying, that's also a good one.

George is by far the funniest character on the show. Love that guy.
 

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Art Vandaleigh

"man hands"

"bizzaro Seinfeld"

"close-talker"

"low-flow shower heads"



many, many more.....all good stuff

Vandeleigh Industries :lolBIG: ...when George has the unemployment people call Jerry's house and Kramer screws it up...

How about the time , Kramer's massive whirlpool knocks the power out in the building and the long distance runner almost misses the race , he can't get his 'core temperature' back:lolBIG:
 

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my favorite line .

frank costanza on jerry's answering machine

" jerry , george is dead , call me back "
 

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Favorite moment/scene is when Jerry had sex with Elaine and him and George are at Monk's the day after...when Jerry tells George and he asks for details, Jerry says he's not in the mood. George proceeds to yell at him about how he has no job, lives with his parents, etc. and to get in the mood. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

When he goes on about independent George dying, that's also a good one.

George is by far the funniest character on the show. Love that guy.

I love George, I find myself in a lot of situatiojns with women and think "this is something that would happen to Costanza"

I also love Kramer...him and his facial reactions.

Elaine and Jerry are great too but those two are off the charts hilarious.

George's parents are a riot as well ...
 

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funniest episode was when kramer set up the front of his apartment like a front porch . sitting out there in a lawn chair .

called it " everytown u.s.a. "

kids toilet papered it , he was out front with sparklers ...
 

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kramer is the man!!!!

i love his line when he tells jerry......."do you know how much time i waste in this appartment"

or when he storms in and yells "im out"......regarding the contest they had between them.
 

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The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.
 

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Way too many great moments to list, it's like every single show has at least once "classic" line or scene in it.
The Contest
Bubble Boy
Elaine's Dancing
George's Answering Machine Message
Shrinkage
Pig Man
Just a few of the top of my head, I know there's a lot more of course. Everybody Loves Raymond is funny as fark too though I've found it's more for the older crowd. The dad, Frank, is always classic. The show I think that hardly gets any love but is hilarious is King Of Queens! Every episode makes me laugh no matter how many times I've seen it. Plus Leah Remini used to be Top 5 HOT back in the day!! God damn she was fine!! :hump: Kinda on the chucky side nowadays since she had kids but still more than great to look at.
 

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My favorite is when they go to the Hamptons:

"You've got to see the baby!"

"I was in the water, I was in the water"

"There was shrinkage"


George's women goes topless on the beach and he misses it. Krammer, Elaine and Jerry see it...

George put's the Lobster that Kramer stole in the vegiterian girl's eggs to get back at her for telling everyone he has a small pee pee... :103631605
 

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How about when Kramer stole the lobsters?

Or the Soup Nazi, Soup Nazi way up on the list of great episodes.
 

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My favorite is when they go to the Hamptons:

"You've got to see the baby!"

"I was in the water, I was in the water"

"There was shrinkage"


George's women goes topless on the beach and he misses it. Krammer, Elaine and Jerry see it...

George put's the Lobster that Kramer stole in the vegiterian girl's eggs to get back at her for telling everyone he has a small pee pee... :103631605


:lolBIG: same one i was just thinking of.
 

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as funny as that show ended up being , it was painful to watch for the first 2 or 3 years ...

they were lucky to still be on the air..

in fact when an early episode would come on reruns , i would turn it off..
 

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as funny as that show ended up being , it was painful to watch for the first 2 or 3 years ...

they were lucky to still be on the air..

in fact when an early episode would come on reruns , i would turn it off..

I think the early episodes are far from being "painful" to watch, just not as good as what came later. It might have been so-so at the time it came out because the concepts and show ideas were unique and very different from other shows that were on but it's a fun watch because you can see they still had funny material and they just got better and better with every show and year that followed.
 

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