Did Al Michaels just say....

BlackBart · Oct 31, 2005

.."reach around"?

Jacksorbetter+ · Oct 31, 2005

I laughed at that one as well.

TTinCO · Oct 31, 2005

:lolBIG: :lolBIG:

I knew that wouldn't get past this crowd....then he tried to cover his ass & say that he got tagged on the calf (when it was actually a nut scratcher)

Journeyman · Oct 31, 2005

LOL, I KNEW when I read the title what it was referring to...

Madden snickered , did anyone hear it!?

Ok but it would have been funny.

Tulsa · Nov 1, 2005

OK...I watched the whole game and I'm sure I heard the quote but I'm at a loss as to what the joke is.... I'm not asking anyone to explain the joke but well, OK, explain the joke please. tulsa

BlackBart · Nov 1, 2005

Tulsa said:
OK...I watched the whole game and I'm sure I heard the quote but I'm at a loss as to what the joke is.... I'm not asking anyone to explain the joke but well, OK, explain the joke please. tulsa

Don't know if I can help you here....anyone want to take a stab at this. I'm not sure I can adequately explain. I think there's a good "reach around" quote in "Full Metal Jacket" if memory serves.

barman · Nov 1, 2005

IT'S OK! I'm a DOCTOR! I can explain this.

Well, I'm not really a doctor, but here's the deal.

You got two guys, one standing directly behind the other.

Let's call the first guy, ummmmmm - JOURNEYMAN.

Now let's call the second guy DANTE.

Now the guy in back (guess which one) leans down and REACHES around to the front of the guy in front. But he doesn't take the customary route of travel which would be laterally around the waist area to place his hand on the front guy's belly.

Instead he goes subterranean and pops UPWARDS like a....a....gopher....yeah...a gopher.

So his hand is a bit lower than the belly.

If he's paid enough $$ by the guy in front, and/or if there's love in the air, his hand will likely clench right at that moment.

HOPE THIS HELPS

barman · Nov 2, 2005

mischievious BUMP

Cubsmac · Nov 2, 2005

barman said:
IT'S OK! I'm a DOCTOR! I can explain this.

Well, I'm not really a doctor, but here's the deal.

You got two guys, one standing directly behind the other.

Let's call the first guy, ummmmmm - JOURNEYMAN.

Now let's call the second guy DANTE.

Now the guy in back (guess which one) leans down and REACHES around to the front of the guy in front. But he doesn't take the customary route of travel which would be laterally around the waist area to place his hand on the front guy's belly.

Instead he goes subterranean and pops UPWARDS like a....a....gopher....yeah...a gopher.

So his hand is a bit lower than the belly.

If he's paid enough $$ by the guy in front, and/or if there's love in the air, his hand will likely clench right at that moment.

HOPE THIS HELPS

:lolBIG:

tatehill2000 · Nov 2, 2005

lol,,,,,,,,,,,, arghhhhhhhhhhhh lol

hahahah

TescoVee · Nov 2, 2005

next week maybe he can mention the Rusty Trombone.

Tulsa · Nov 2, 2005

You know...in the end this just means I'm a 36 year old innocent (innocent=out of touch=no clue=wet behind the ears)...LOL!! Wow. Thanks for the explanation.... tulsa

Journeyman · Nov 2, 2005

holy hell,that is a sick thought, sick i tell ya!

Journeyman · Nov 2, 2005

barman said:
Let's call the first guy, ummmmmm - JOURNEYMAN.

Now let's call the second guy DANTE.

I'm going to start getting a complex :hump: :finger:

WorldNumberOne · Nov 2, 2005

barman said:
IT'S OK! I'm a DOCTOR! I can explain this.

Well, I'm not really a doctor, but here's the deal.

You got two guys, one standing directly behind the other.

Let's call the first guy, ummmmmm - JOURNEYMAN.

Now let's call the second guy DANTE.

Now the guy in back (guess which one) leans down and REACHES around to the front of the guy in front. But he doesn't take the customary route of travel which would be laterally around the waist area to place his hand on the front guy's belly.

Instead he goes subterranean and pops UPWARDS like a....a....gopher....yeah...a gopher.

So his hand is a bit lower than the belly.

If he's paid enough $$ by the guy in front, and/or if there's love in the air, his hand will likely clench right at that moment.

HOPE THIS HELPS

you seem very well versed on this subject !!! should we be reading anything into that ??

barman · Nov 2, 2005

No, I just have a good imagination.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Arodd · Nov 2, 2005

Dirty Sanchez...that's even better. gotta love incorporating feces into sexual activity. right guys? uhhhh hello? anyone?

MrsCheater · Nov 2, 2005

Me and hubby were laughing crazy when he said that.

PS Does it always have to be guy guy to get a reach around?

PPS "Not that theres anything wrong with that" i LOVE it :lolBIG: