The Average Guy has sex 1.5 times a week (79 times a year), and lasts about 14 minutes. He has a 1-in-4.3 chance of cheating on his wife and enjoys a total of 12.4 sex partners throughout his life. The odds that his wife will cheat on him are 1 in 8.3, and the average woman enjoys a total of four sex partners throughout her life. The Average Guy is 34.4 years old and makes about $36,100 a year. He's about 5-feet-9 and weighs 175 pounds. He's married with two children and has $3,100 in the bank. Those statistics come from the June issue of Men's Health magazine, which has culled government studies and research reports -- including U.S. Census Bureau, National Institutes of Health, U.S. Justice Department and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention data -- for a statistical snapshot of the Average Guy, whom they call Mike Smith.
The odds that the Average Guy is 30 pounds overweight are 1 in 5. The average 175-pound guy can toss a football 50 yards, the average NFL quarterback, 65 yards. "It's only 15 yards between you and an NFL quarterback," Gutfeld says. "But it's good you can't throw it 15 yards more or you'd be in strip clubs all the time."
I found this interesting because I'm also 34.4 years old -- the average age of the average guy. Nothing else here really applies to me, as far as I would admit to anyway...
The odds that the Average Guy is 30 pounds overweight are 1 in 5. The average 175-pound guy can toss a football 50 yards, the average NFL quarterback, 65 yards. "It's only 15 yards between you and an NFL quarterback," Gutfeld says. "But it's good you can't throw it 15 yards more or you'd be in strip clubs all the time."
I found this interesting because I'm also 34.4 years old -- the average age of the average guy. Nothing else here really applies to me, as far as I would admit to anyway...
