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just for the taste of it "diet coke" 8 cans a day
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Santa Monica, CA probably has the best combination of good weather and bum-friendly policies around. That's where I'd go. You can regularly see bums taking a nap on the front lawn of the courthouse.
 

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5teamparlay said:
Vegas is a bit hot.

I'd say Chicago, good food in those garbages.


Yeah Chicago would be awesome place to be if you were homeless. Especially in the winter with two feet of snow, below zero temperatures, windy as can be. That would be fun. So much better than say, Florida in the winter. Missin' those Avanti's Gondola's?
 

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LAS VEGAS hands down for sure...24hr Casinos with bathrooms that I could use
 

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Hell yeah San Fran or somewhere in Cal. the only place in the world where the bums get stock options.
 

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Dante said:
LAS VEGAS hands down for sure...24hr Casinos with bathrooms that I could use

Plus you could find a few credits on slots or bum a handout from a big winner and who knows, maybe you'd be the next big winner.
 

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Plus you could find a few credits on slots or bum a handout from a big winner and who knows, maybe you'd be the next big winner.
yeah... I feel like leaving and disappearing to vegas like ILLINI did many times....:smoker2:
 

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I agree with edub69, Santa Monica would be the ideal place. The city council is made up of members of socialists and they do not believe in beating on the homeless. Homeless people are protected and even fed by the city. City Council members will regularly tie on their aprons after a day at the office set up tables of food and soup for them. Ideal weather means you are not freezing your ass of in the winter months and you get to check out chics on roller blades all day.......
 

just for the taste of it "diet coke" 8 cans a day
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Kornholio said:
That's O.K. though, you've had a few yourself.

YES I HAVE BUT THIS ONE RANKS UP THERE.
 

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the bums i saw in ft. lauderdale didn't seem to have it bad. They didn't look too dirty and kids would buy them beer
 

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Seen em both, and it is a toss up between Vegas and Santa Monica, although a lot of them are filitering up to Beverly Hills.


Only drawback with Vegas is it gets way hot in the summer, and very cold in the winter. But there are more oppurtunities to make money, either by gambling or day labor. That sort of defeats the purpose, but handouts these days are hard to come by everywhere.
 

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San Jose Costa Rica. You could still bang the chicks and you could panhandle like a mutherphucker. The average panhandler maker 24,000 a year in NYC so that is not bad either.
 

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Has to be a city in Southern California. wher else can you sleep on the beach and stare at chicks in thongs all day long....
 

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ace0927 said:
Has to be a city in Southern California. wher else can you sleep on the beach and stare at chicks in thongs all day long....

Sounds like the best option to me
 

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San Jose Costa Rica. You could still bang the chicks and you could panhandle like a mutherphucker. The average panhandler maker 24,000 a year in NYC so that is not bad either.


Given the demand I hear there is for prostitutes I doubt they need to stoop to banging homeless guys who stink of BO and urine.

In NYC there was a homeless couple who were notorious for screwing in public. I caught the scene one time and my memory is permanently scarred.
 

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