.Dave letterman
Top Ten Questions Received By The Butterball Turkey Hotline
10. "If I put my phone in the turkey, can you tell me if it's done?"
9. "How can I be sure it's dead?"
8. "Transfer me to the gravy department."
7. "Given the current market, am I better off renting a turkey?"
6. "Can I buy an extended warranty for my turkey?"
5. "I've never cooked a turkey before--is it like cooking a raccoon?"
4. "When will the 2006 models be released?"
3. "Did you know your telephone number is one off from the gutterball bowling hotline?"
2. "What's the best kind of stuffing to shoot from a cannon?"
1. "Martha here--how big a turkey should I get for 1,500 hungry female cons?"
Top Ten Questions Received By The Butterball Turkey Hotline
10. "If I put my phone in the turkey, can you tell me if it's done?"
9. "How can I be sure it's dead?"
8. "Transfer me to the gravy department."
7. "Given the current market, am I better off renting a turkey?"
6. "Can I buy an extended warranty for my turkey?"
5. "I've never cooked a turkey before--is it like cooking a raccoon?"
4. "When will the 2006 models be released?"
3. "Did you know your telephone number is one off from the gutterball bowling hotline?"
2. "What's the best kind of stuffing to shoot from a cannon?"
1. "Martha here--how big a turkey should I get for 1,500 hungry female cons?"
