Ok so last night we had our annual Semi-Formal. It's at a bar called Potbellies, which if you've been to Tallahassee, you've been there.
My date is a grad student. I'm 20, she's 23. She's definately out of my league. We decided to drink Wild Turkey. Starting at about 8:30, we killed a whole handle by 11. I'm about 6' 2.5", 235'..she's about 5'1" 110' (thats a guess), so you do the math, I had some alcohol in me.
Not really sure who drove to the bar, I think it was a buddy of mine. Anyway, we get there, and My ID is expired so I don't get banded. I ahd prepped for this, by smearing a light coat of carmex on my hand incase I got an "x" with a permanent marker, I did, and of course it came off easily.
I am pretty intoxicated at this point, and we are all just acting pretty crazy. (a brother in our frat got banned from the bar this year by having sex with his date on the couch in front of everyone). I go to order a drink from this bartender with a Texas hat on (wearing it backwards because he's on steroids). He tells me I dont have a band, so he cant give me a drink. I get my friend to start buying me drinks with my money. So we are drinking more through the night. What the fuck is in a stoli tea, I do not know, but the date was pounding them. Well at some point, I go back up to the bar, and try to order more drinks, from the same guy. I had a beer in my hand, so he started like saying to put the beer down. I was like oh ok. I walked away a little bit. He came from behind the bar and told me to give him the beer. I then proceeded to chug the entire beer, and hand it to him. Then I did the hookem horns sign, and very dramatically turned it down like Houston Nutt did. He stares at me for a few seconds, then just goes nuts (streoids). I got kicked out. I told my date I was going to get the car, but somehow I ended up in a dormroom of this girl I know. Sprained the fuck out of my ankle, and lost my good knife somehow. I re-traced my steps this morning, but no luck. Can't find the knife. The date thought the little show was pretty funny though, so that worked ok. Probably because she was too drunk to standup. And I'm failing Calc.
Fun @ FSU!
My date is a grad student. I'm 20, she's 23. She's definately out of my league. We decided to drink Wild Turkey. Starting at about 8:30, we killed a whole handle by 11. I'm about 6' 2.5", 235'..she's about 5'1" 110' (thats a guess), so you do the math, I had some alcohol in me.
Not really sure who drove to the bar, I think it was a buddy of mine. Anyway, we get there, and My ID is expired so I don't get banded. I ahd prepped for this, by smearing a light coat of carmex on my hand incase I got an "x" with a permanent marker, I did, and of course it came off easily.
I am pretty intoxicated at this point, and we are all just acting pretty crazy. (a brother in our frat got banned from the bar this year by having sex with his date on the couch in front of everyone). I go to order a drink from this bartender with a Texas hat on (wearing it backwards because he's on steroids). He tells me I dont have a band, so he cant give me a drink. I get my friend to start buying me drinks with my money. So we are drinking more through the night. What the fuck is in a stoli tea, I do not know, but the date was pounding them. Well at some point, I go back up to the bar, and try to order more drinks, from the same guy. I had a beer in my hand, so he started like saying to put the beer down. I was like oh ok. I walked away a little bit. He came from behind the bar and told me to give him the beer. I then proceeded to chug the entire beer, and hand it to him. Then I did the hookem horns sign, and very dramatically turned it down like Houston Nutt did. He stares at me for a few seconds, then just goes nuts (streoids). I got kicked out. I told my date I was going to get the car, but somehow I ended up in a dormroom of this girl I know. Sprained the fuck out of my ankle, and lost my good knife somehow. I re-traced my steps this morning, but no luck. Can't find the knife. The date thought the little show was pretty funny though, so that worked ok. Probably because she was too drunk to standup. And I'm failing Calc.
Fun @ FSU!
