winkyduck said:
someone "rubs" themselves 2 times a day and prefers it over doing it for real
like you i can't recall more
# I cheated on my wife and she caught me.
# I once hid in my bathroom closet and pleasured myself while some of my family members went to the bathroom.
# In the last year I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion.
# I think I'm addicted to porn. I masturbate twice a day and prefer it over real sex.
# I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn.
# My buddy and I once ordered massage girls to our hotel room but they ripped us off and we were left staring at each other in our underwear.
# I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables.
# I have a half sister I've never met and don't want to.
# I've had cosmetic surgery.
# A guy once blew his load on my chest.
# I once had my stomach pump for alcohol poisoning and when I awoke an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals.