I neve heard ths one til stumbling upon it earlier...
HOF player's wife:
"Honey get in here,that rat bastard gimp Buckner just booted Mookie's routine grounder, Mets win"
HOF player comes out of the bathroom:
@&^_(*#^* "I thought Boston had this one, OUCHHHHH" SOB, who moved the foot stool, I think I broke my toe"