MUST READ STORY.....HILARIOUS FROM your Buddy Newport

NEWPORT · Feb 3, 2006

If I am Lieing, I am DIEING

I am in the LAX Las Angeles Airport this morning at 6:30am Pacific Time heading home to Boston. National meeting.

I went and saw Collective Soul last night at this place called the Roxy, so to say the least I got about a two hour nap before I took a car to the Airport

So I am sitting on this marble ledge in the American Terminal, and who walks by is Tommy Lasorda

So I was like " I have to go shake his hand. He walks into this Hudson News Stand. SO I say to myself, he must be getting himself a paper, and that would be a good time to go in and just shake his hand

Now he is wearing a Red Sweater sleaveless with a white Oxford, and I being hung over, I am dressed ok, but I have my Redsox (red) hat on. SO I am already thinking, I will play off his red sweater, and Say

"Hey Tommy it looks like you are coming our way, nice sweater!!!"

So as I walk in the HUdson News Stand, he had me beat by about 40 seconds,

Tommy is picking out his "porn magazine selection" SO I say to myself, Do not go up and say anything when the man is checking out Porn, which was hilarious in itself"

SO I walk by him, and kind of waited for him to move on, and he does, but in the time he is moving on, he folds the porn mag up in a roll, as to I guess be descreet

Now I have my chance, I go up and said my shpeal....and he liked it, and laughed, because the first thing he saw when he looked at me was my Red Hat........

DO you believe right after we shook hands, Tommy walked right out the HUDSON News door with his porn mag rolled up, and just swiped the mag, and just walked down the corridor

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lasorda swiping porn at the Hudson LAX at 6"30 in the am. He ws heading to Vegas....His gate was next to mine

FUNNY STORY!!!!

uppy:

stolidog · Feb 3, 2006

And you SHOOK his hand? Better hope that was his 1st porn of the day.

It would have been better if the celeb in question was former TSU coach Terry Truax !!

Newport will unfortunately get it !!

Insiders · Feb 3, 2006

ROFLMAO ! Bout right that cheapskate! If they had of nailed him, he would have said well this NUT was trying to talk to me and i just forgot!

NEWPORT · Feb 3, 2006

stolidog88 said:
And you SHOOK his hand? Better hope that was his 1st porn of the day.

GOOD one Buck!!! Yea, I think he was just getting started!!! :thumbsup2:

Hey by the way do you remember a guy named Chad Killion (spelling) for Maryland, he was supposedly the bomb at FB, but major injury killed his career

I interviewed his Brother yesterday, and I figured my Maryalnd contigent must have know this guy

stolidog · Feb 3, 2006

AP

No - don't remember Killian.

But tons of Stoli have made my memory pretty bad. Now if you were talking Chuck Lightning, Mike 'non scorin' Moran or Dan Ricker 'on the carry', I'd be OK....

NEWPORT · Feb 3, 2006

stolidog88 said:
AP

No - don't remember Killian.

But tons of Stoli have made my memory pretty bad. Now if you were talking Chuck Lightning, Mike 'non scorin' Moran or Dan Ricker 'on the carry', I'd be OK....

I tell you speaking of Stoli....still one of the few that never hurts me the next day..with tonic and the lemmon....Kettel one the other one

stolidog · Feb 3, 2006

Newport - I am about half way through a bottle of Stoli Oranj as we speak. And I agree Stoli and Ketel One are generally headache free. Unless of course you drink wayyyy tooo much.

ucking:

I'll bet Tommy Lasorda is currently enjoying a martini with his new issue of Swank.

Journeyman · Feb 3, 2006

LMAO, do you think he did it on purpose?

classic story.

mrhognuts · Feb 3, 2006

great story,thanks

chips2424 · Feb 3, 2006

:lolBIG:

NEWPORT · Feb 4, 2006

Journeyman said:
LMAO, do you think he did it on purpose?

classic story.

MOST DEFINITELY!!!! LIKE HE HAD DONE IT ABOUT 1000 TIMES

Journeyman · Feb 4, 2006

Dante · Feb 4, 2006

you caught him at a good time Newport....im sure he was probably on his way to Rub one off before the flight left

Journeyman · Feb 4, 2006

Dante said:
you caught him at a good time Newport....im sure he was probably on his way to Rub one off before the flight left

Did he say he shook his hand? :nosepicki

Bennyshoe · Feb 5, 2006

Great story Newport! Very funny

NEWPORT · Feb 5, 2006

I DID SHAKE HIS HAND BUT

but he shook mine as WELL!!!! :shaking: LOL!!!

I think what is most funny about it, is that he actually did not look at that moment as the Hall of Fame Manager and Famous dodger legend, he looked like an old man needing a porn magazine

God Bless Him.......Not his fault he has a dick!!!!! Next time Tommy do not wear a Bright red sweater....Probably would have never noticed him without it

spreadbeater · Feb 5, 2006

NEWPORT,

This is classic material! :103631605

Sugarbear · Feb 5, 2006

Which mag was it? No lap dance with that shake? LOL.

NEWPORT · Feb 5, 2006

I believe it was Club or Swank......But I guess what we really need to deduce from this is that Tommy has not gotten up to speed with Internet technology......Much easier Tommy on the net, then trying to hold a mag at the same time :lolBIG: