I shed like an animal. One time, I had to go get my computer fixed, and one of the keyboard keys wasn't working, so the guy unscrewed the keyboard to get underneath it and fix it, upon which time he encountered a shitload of hair. He looked at me and said, "geez, do you have a dog or something?!?" I said, "uh, yeah..." and muttered to myself, "or some kind of animal living in my apartment." Good stuff. Just thought I'd share.
Oh, as far as dogs go, we give her treats every time she does her business outside. It makes me laugh watching her try to force out some drops so she can get a treat. Stupid bitch. But what a sweet ass.