OT - Man sticks pencil in penis to stay hard - HUH?

ClipJoint · Feb 17, 2006

Someone buy this man some Viagra or Cialis please.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html?menu=news.quirkies

Pencil in penis backfires

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

SkinsRaj28 · Feb 17, 2006

Jesus...why didn't I think of this before? FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

Insiders · Feb 17, 2006

Jezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Now that has got to be First.

uppy:

CoolBreeze22 · Feb 17, 2006

that gives new meaning to the phrase,"pencil dick."

ThumperDragon · Feb 17, 2006

The things guys do for love :lolBIG: :missingte

teazeman · Feb 17, 2006

CoolBreeze22 said:
that gives new meaning to the phrase,"pencil dick."

sad but true.

Bennyshoe · Feb 17, 2006

It hurts just thinking about it

Fishhead · Feb 17, 2006

Think im getting sick

viking611 · Feb 17, 2006

:monsters-

t3a · Feb 17, 2006

I have had the great misfortune in my life of having a catheter used on me more times than I care to remember Trust me, it hurts as much as you would imagine - excuse me while I get graphic - having a rubber tube shoved in your wee-wee.

How in the hell any man could stick a pencil in there is almost beyond belief to me. I guess he started with the sharpened end as opposed to the eraser?
:scared1:

Jabow · Feb 17, 2006

CoolBreeze22 said:
that gives new meaning to the phrase,"pencil dick."

Please guys, I'm at work, and you're cracking me up, this is some really funny stuff.

WVU · Feb 17, 2006

does anyone know if it was a #2 pencil?

joeyfitzclick · Feb 17, 2006

He won't need snow to write his name with his knob anymore.

jasin4000 · Feb 17, 2006

WVU said:
does anyone know if it was a #2 pencil?

maybe it was a mechanical pencil,

"wait honey, just a couple more clicks and ill be right there......"

:missingte

t3a · Feb 17, 2006

no it was a #1 pencil

He stuck the #2 pencil somewhere else

guy should have used a pen - no fear of splinters

ClipJoint · Feb 17, 2006

I just can't comprehend the pain or the thought process on this one...

Journeyman · Feb 17, 2006

How in the world can this be true? Impossible, its painful just reading about it.

Stocks · Feb 17, 2006

Good thing I read this I was having trouble getting a wood and I too was thinking of sticking a pencil in my penis, glad I read this before I tried it and found out its not a smart thing to do.

Journeyman · Feb 17, 2006

New meaning to the term 'got wood'

blueedwards · Feb 17, 2006

my uncle worked in an emergency room in a chicago hospital for two years. he witnessed the pencil in the penis trick once. here is a list of other things people came to the e.r. with:

aunt jemima syrup bottle stuck up the ass

poodle stuck on an erect penis

large christmas tree lightbuld stuck up the ass (this actually broke as they tried to remove it and the guy was rushed to surgery)

numerous cases of severe sore throats that turned out to be goneria in the throat (both men and women)

his favorite one was the aunt jemima bottle...he saved the x-ray. it is hilarious.