Tiger Woods is an a$$hole - Withdraws from the Nissan Open today

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How many bookmakers are smiling from this?
 

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mj 23 said:
I guess he pulled away with his BUICK!!

He's probably sitting in it getting laid right now. And after the way his round ended yesterday, you have to wonder if he was trying to miss the cut on purpose. So he could have time to GET LAID in his BUICK!
 

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El Jefe said:
He's probably sitting in it getting laid right now. And after the way his round ended yesterday, you have to wonder if he was trying to miss the cut on purpose. So he could have time to GET LAID in his BUICK!
He is probably relieving some STRESS as we speak!!
 

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HPark1 said:
suffering from the flu.

Michael Jordan played with the flu, Tiger could have.

1997: Flu Doesn't Stop Jordan in 1997 NBA Finals<!---->
Ravaged by the flu, Jordan scored 38 points in Game 5, including the tie-breaking three-pointer with 25 seconds left to lift the Bulls over the Jazz 90-88.
 

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mj 23 said:
He is probably relieving some STRESS as we speak!!

Yeah, he's probably onto the happy ending by now. Maybe he can be someone's caddy for the final round tomorrow so they can still get him an appearance fee.
 

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El Jefe said:
Michael Jordan played with the flu, Tiger could have.

1997: Flu Doesn't Stop Jordan in 1997 NBA Finals<!---->
Ravaged by the flu, Jordan scored 38 points in Game 5, including the tie-breaking three-pointer with 25 seconds left to lift the Bulls over the Jazz 90-88.

Its impossible to know how bad a case of the flu somebody has. Thus its unfair to make comparisons. And it wasn't the last round at a major like your comparison. Would MJ be suiting up in the second half of a meaningless regular season game when his team is down by 30?

"Ravaged"? Did Jordan's publicist write up that game report? lol.
 

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HPark1 said:
Its impossible to know how bad a case of the flu somebody has. Thus its unfair to make comparisons. And it wasn't the last round at a major like your comparison. Would MJ be suiting up in the second half of a meaningless regular season game when his team is down by 30?

"Ravaged"? Did Jordan's publicist write up that game report? lol.

If Tiger's "flu" was so bad, why did he even bother starting in the tournament on Thursday? He's just an a$$hole and a wuss.
 

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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=yspsctnhdln>Woods withdraws from Nissan Open</TD></TR><TR><TD height=7><SPACER height="1" type="block" width="1"></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>By DOUG FERGUSON, AP Golf Writer
February 18, 2006

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Tiger Woods withdrew from the Nissan Open on Saturday because of the flu, the first time in his pro career he has failed to finish a tournament for health reasons.
Woods, one of several players who has been sick all week, narrowly made the cut Friday despite bogeys on his final two holes for a 74. He was 11 shots out of the lead, and was to play with big-hitting rookie J.B. Holmes in the third round.
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</NOSCRIPT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>"Everyone saw how Tiger felt this week struggling with the flu and he just can't shake it," agent Mark Steinberg said in a statement. "He feels awful. This is an event he loves to play in and strives to win."
The Nissan Open is the hometown tournament for Woods, who grew up about 40 miles away in Cypress and made his PGA Tour debut as a 16-year-old amateur. It also is the only PGA Tour event he has played more than three times without winning. This was his ninth start as a pro.
Woods gets $8,874 that will not count toward the money list, plus credit toward his pension plan for making the cut.
The only other time he withdrew from a tournament was the Pebble Beach National Pro-Am in 1998, when he elected not to return six months later to complete the rain-delayed tournament.
Woods was an amateur when he withdrew from the 1995 U.S. Open at Shinnecock Hills after injuring his wrist hitting out of the rough. His absence Saturday was obvious. About 1,000 people gathered around the 10th tee to watch Holmes and Geoff Ogilvy tee off. Once the fans realized Woods wasn't there, they scattered across Riviera to find someone else to watch.
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The flu comes in many shapes and forms.

There's the "oh my head feels like its full and my throat is sore" flu....and there's the "I feel like I drank water from a fountain in Tijuana." type flu.

BIG difference.
 

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The flu comes in many shapes and forms.

There's the "oh my head feels like its full and my throat is sore" flu....and there's the "I feel like I drank water from a fountain in Tijuana." type flu.

BIG difference.

Yeah, there's also the "I need to GET LAID in my BUICK today" form of it!
 

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he was paired with the new sensation j.b. holmes.

he didnt want to play with the crowd cheering louder for someone else.

holmes would have been out driving him by 30 yards...
 

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Go ahead, knock Tiger Woods. He's still the best golfer in the world. He's the best there ever was. period!!!!
 

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