could you imagine how much brent would love to be married to someone like Janet Gretzky?
i can just see/hear the conversation:
Brent: Honey, I love you almost as much as Chris Duhon in the Final 4 game where that last second trey helped pay off our mortgage"
Janet: Ditto - I love you too - and I love you almots as much as that kid from UNC hot made that last second shot to get it over the total"
Brent: By the way honey, have you seen Junior?
Janet: Honey - I don't know how to put it - but I had to sell Junior to help pay off the money I owed when the Colts failed to make the Super Bowl
Brent: Honey - How could you - I am livid. I told you NOT to take the Colts to win it all. How could you!
Janet: I know - I know - but look at it this way - think of all of the money we are now saving by not having to clothe and feed Junior as well as saving for college. We now have enough to play the 3rd race today at Santa Anita and I was given a great tip on the race
Brent: I knew I loved you and this proves it