It has come to my attention, no one on this forum knows Jack Schitt, I have been lurking for Months, and decide to join today, and clear the air.
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For some time you may have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? And you find yourself at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, know you can tell them he is a member of the The Rx Forum and thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
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Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
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Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.<o></o>
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
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The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Italy</st1lace></st1:country-region> with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
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Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt" you can correct them.
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Sincerely,
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></o>For some time you may have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? And you find yourself at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, know you can tell them he is a member of the The Rx Forum and thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
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></o>Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
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></o>Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.<o
></o>Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
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></o>The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1
lace w:st="on">Italy</st1lace></st1:country-region> with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.<o
></o>Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt" you can correct them.
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