That would be my luck.... EverFresh, either you spend a LOT of time getting massages or you got really unlucky.
I would go to get a massage for the first time and then that would happen and I'd probably know one of the officers from church.....it'd be a woman cop that was in the Bible study that my wife leads..... That's what would happen to me and my wife doesn't even lead a Bible study and we don't know any officers of the law...
But the second I go get a massage?
That's right...the instant I would do something like that: My wife would be a Bible study teacher and the woman cop involved with the raid would be in her group and recognize me. My life takes alternate directions depending on how unfortunate it would be. If, somehow, with a little tweaking, a situation could be made worse, that is the direction my reality flies.
I'd get home and find my wife crying. I'd be like, "Bible study? You lead a Bible study? How long have you been leading a Bible study? WE DON'T EVEN GO TO CHURCH!!!!"
For example, I'm convinced that amidst the realities out there, there is the lucky me......in his world and in probably most worlds available (this one we're in being a small set of the really, really unlucky worlds, for me anyway...maybe not for you)... anyway, in the Lucky Me's world and most realities 1.) Seattle won the Superbowl, 2.) the massage was great and 3.) my wife teaches a women's class, 'ten days to better fellatio' at the Community Center and asked Lucky Me to be THE class subject......
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