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i was shooting craps with jeffksu and rob funk. rob was sneezing and puking all over the table. bucky was in the race/sports book betting every horse race on the board and people were begging him to stop for 5 minutes and just release the baseball plays for the day. fish was drunk and talking nonsense. big bet and dante had been in the same strip club for a day and a half...people had given up on them. wil was trying to round everyone up for the annual r/x texas hold 'em tourney...

then, the feds showed up and arrested everyone for violating the newly adopted goodlatte act of 2006.

i woke up in a cold sweat mumbling "i didnt know it was taxable income, i swear". my wife grabbed me and said "calm down...panther is not trying to kill you and who the hell is bean town jim"?
 

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:lolBIG: THAT WAS A GOOD READ
 

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i forgot to mention, i had $200 that i threw down on the craps table courtesy of whipping tang's ass on the bowling alley. i shot a 750 to his 691.
 

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The rob part was more of a nightmare....but he is a good guy ...he just hit it to hard that night let him slide Big blue:toast:


However this part "fish was drunk and talking nonsense" you posted will never change sadly just a fact of life
 

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blue edwards said:
i was shooting craps with jeffksu and rob funk. rob was sneezing and puking all over the table. bucky was in the race/sports book betting every horse race on the board and people were begging him to stop for 5 minutes and just release the baseball plays for the day. fish was drunk and talking nonsense. big bet and dante had been in the same strip club for a day and a half...people had given up on them. wil was trying to round everyone up for the annual r/x texas hold 'em tourney...

then, the feds showed up and arrested everyone for violating the newly adopted goodlatte act of 2006.

i woke up in a cold sweat mumbling "i didnt know it was taxable income, i swear". my wife grabbed me and said "calm down...panther is not trying to kill you and who the hell is bean town jim"?

Sounds more like de'ja vue than a dream.

:monsters-
 

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Dante said:
The rob part was more of a nightmare....but he is a good guy ...he just hit it to hard that night let him slide Big blue:toast:However this part "fish was drunk and talking nonsense" you posted will never change sadly just a fact of life

rob knows i love him. its all in good fun. he's a good kid. i hope to meet him someday and set him straight on a few things.
 

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blue edwards said:
i forgot to mention, i had $200 that i threw down on the craps table courtesy of whipping tang's ass on the bowling alley. i shot a 750 to his 691.

750 blue i though we were bowling 3 games not 5
 

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Blue, if you could roll better I wouldnt be puking.

The panther part of that had me LOL. Where has he been anyways?!
 

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big bet and dante had been in the same strip club for a day and a half...people had given up on them.
:missingte :missingte :missingte
 

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RobFunk said:
Blue, if you could roll better I wouldnt be puking.

i am one of the worst shooters of all time. if you see me anywhere near a craps table...just wait til i get the dice and load up on the dont...you will make a killing.
 

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very funny stuff...but also could be true...you know what they say about dreams...jeffksu
 

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Blue, in the future, wrap tinfoil around your head before going to bed, it will block thing's like this from happening again..
 

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