Medical Help Sought

winbet · Mar 15, 2006

I recently noticed a downturn in my vast betting profits which required further investigation. After dismissing my BETS - ALCOHOL graph as the cause it appeared the problem was a slow-down in clicking on sharp prices due to Arthritis in the top knuckle of my index finger. A google search for remedies pinpointed that Whale sperm rubbed into the joint was a newly discovered cure used by Nantucket Whalers donkey's years ago. Unfortunately, my fishmonger was right out of Whale on my last visit so is there any other solutions out there that will get my finger back to its original sharpness.

Thanks in advance :drink:

edub69 · Mar 15, 2006

I'm sorry sir, but you are suffering from what is known as "Square Man's Disease". There is no known cure for this affliction.

winbet · Mar 15, 2006

edub69 said:
I'm sorry sir, but you are suffering from what is known as "Square Man's Disease". There is no known cure for this affliction.

:Sad Face:

edub69 · Mar 15, 2006

Wait a moment, I saw a post a few months back that I believe was the secret cure for square man's disease. Let me see if I can dig it up.
:modemman:

edub69 · Mar 15, 2006

I've got it! If you can spend a day generating the following massive quantities of waste you will be cured:

127 bets placed :modemman:

Leftover carnage scattered around work area
5 soda cans
7 snack wrappers
2 beer cans
1 cereal bowl ( milk still in bowl )
3 empty water bowls
1 juice bottle
1 plate of chicken bones
2 batteries from pager
1 empty dry pen
several paperwork sheets
3 gum wrappers
1 empty tylenol bottle
1 empty chip bag
3/4 empty chip dip container
1 empty container of tums
1 1/2 smoked cigar :smoker2:
1 freaking sore ass