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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

March 17, 2006

BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter Advertisement

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further
 
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LOL!! That is one guy that doesn't need his dick back. I say if you take it off yourself, then that is one thing you don't need to have back! Wow. tulsa
 

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Hapless man has FOUR steel rings cut off penis by firemen

The Local · 9 Feb 2016, 15:05

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Firefighters on the Costa Blanca were called to an unusual rescue last week when they had to use specialist cutting tools to free a 36-year-old man’s member.

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The Lithuanian man arrived at the Accident and Emergency section of Denia hospital after midnight last Thursday after a kinky sex game went wrong and four metal rings got stuck on his penis.

But doctors had to call in the assistance of local firefighters to remove the steel rings with specialist cutting equipment.

The steel rings were so thick that two cuts had to be made in each in order to prise them off the delicate body part while cooling fluid was applied to avoid burning from the electric circular saw.

The team at Denia’s fire station confirmed to The Local that it was one of their more unusual rescues.

"It’s not the first time that the hospital has called us to cut off rings, but usually they are from the finger," said station chief Javier Fayos.

"And the rings aren’t usually made of steel - which meant we had to make two cuts on each of the four rings, one above and one below."

The team of firefighters took almost an hour to remove all the metal rings.
 

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