What's the Dumbest Thing You've Done When Drunk Lately?

Arodd · Mar 18, 2006

This thread could be continuous considering I add to this list weekly I'm sure. Things that come to mind off-hand from the past few months...

- Getting hammered beyond believe at a club with Skinsraj28 and one of my boys from back home (both came to visit), me and Skins heading out in different directions with couple different girls, leaving my friend by his lonesome at the club...waking up the next morning and gettin a ride home, realizing at 8 in the morning that i had left my friend at the club by himself...luckily 1 of my friends was there to get him back to our place. Retarded, to say the least.

- Gettin fuckin obliterated on my birthday, deciding when i got back to my place to drive drunk to this girl's place to get domed up when i had no business getting in a vehicle period. not remembering 1 minute of the drive there or back, but definitely remembering the dome job.

- Passing the fuck out at this bar in Chi-town, only to have my boys and security help me out...my friend driving back to South Bend (90 miles away), waking up the next morning having no recollection of the drive home or how i got in bed.

Somebody fuckin post in this goddamn thread so i don't feel like the only retarded motherfucker on the rx.

Skinsraj your ass better post about that THursday night or ill murder you in your sleep. 187 goddamnit

Arodd · Mar 18, 2006

oh...and it should be noted...i'm hammered right now, so add creating this thread to the list i had above. yayyy

bullets · Mar 18, 2006

Few years ago, I got was wasted one night and I pissed on my kitchen table when I was drunk and hi.

I don't know why.

:icon_conf

quantumleap · Mar 18, 2006

Does it have to be lately? I'll post about the time I was at a bar with a bunch of co-workers after just starting a job at a call-center. There was this one girl (I found out she was an alcoholic later on) that challenged everyone to drinking shots of Jack Daniels. I couldn't let a woman outdrink me so I matched her shot-for-shot.

I then proceeded to try to drive home. When I backed up my car a couple guys noticed how drunk I was and hit my car with their fist. They said I ran into the car behind me and wouldn't tell anyone if I gave them $10 so I did. I didn't hit anyone, they were pranking me because I was drunk.

I proceeded to drive home but was seeing cross-eyed so I closed one eye and still was seeing cross-eyed. I decided I was to drive to drunk so I pulled over. It was pretty cold out but I passed out with my car running. This homeless guy bangs on my window and asks for a cigarette. I game him a couple bucks for a whole pack for waking me up while my car was running.

I had sobered up from the sleep so I drove home with the windows down to keep me awake. How stupid I was to try to drive until I sobered up a bit. At least I pulled over but I could have been killed by carbon monoxide poisoning.

VIEJODINOSAUR · Mar 18, 2006

Banged one of my girlfriend's mom....not a pretty picture.

spreadbeater · Mar 18, 2006

desthi,

Thought I would add on to this thread.

This happened back when I was going to school and living in Gainesville. Finished off a whole bottle and was retarted. To make a long story short....I was having a party at my apartment....I realized that someone had stolen some very important and expensive things of mine......started going crazy and ripping up $20 and $50 bills....then tried to throw my computer monitor off of the third floor balcony.....WOW....those were crazy times!

SB :drink: :drink: :drink:

roach23 · Mar 18, 2006

quantumleap said:
Does it have to be lately? I'll post about the time I was at a bar with a bunch of co-workers after just starting a job at a call-center. There was this one girl (I found out she was an alcoholic later on) that challenged everyone to drinking shots of Jack Daniels. I couldn't let a woman outdrink me so I matched her shot-for-shot.

I then proceeded to try to drive home. When I backed up my car a couple guys noticed how drunk I was and hit my car with their fist. They said I ran into the car behind me and wouldn't tell anyone if I gave them $10 so I did. I didn't hit anyone, they were pranking me because I was drunk.

I proceeded to drive home but was seeing cross-eyed so I closed one eye and still was seeing cross-eyed. I decided I was to drive to drunk so I pulled over. It was pretty cold out but I passed out with my car running. This homeless guy bangs on my window and asks for a cigarette. I game him a couple bucks for a whole pack for waking me up while my car was running.

I had sobered up from the sleep so I drove home with the windows down to keep me awake. How stupid I was to try to drive until I sobered up a bit. At least I pulled over but I could have been killed by carbon monoxide poisoning.

I gotta try that out sometime.

Arodd · Mar 18, 2006

this is EXACTLY what i was looking for. goddamnit i love the rx. hahaha

bullets · Mar 18, 2006

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/drunk.htm

:drink:

bullets · Mar 18, 2006

This girl wanted to add her worst moment.

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic864.htm

bullets · Mar 18, 2006

One more volunteer before this gets sent to the RR.

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic774.htm

SkinsRaj28 · Mar 18, 2006

If this thread gets moved to the RR, it'd be complete bullshit. Don't you dare, Mods. This has all the makings of a classic, and there have been way more retarded and worthless threads left in the offshore forum. That's all I gotta say.

Well, I'm sure I'll add a story or two tomorrow, but my drunk ass needs to get to bed now. Penis.

Arodd · Mar 18, 2006

one more to the list:
planning on heading back for a 10 hour drive on a saturday morning, got fuckin hammered on friday night, stayed up till 6 in the morning wiht this girl just chillin, after i left, deciding it'd be a great idea to pack the rest of my shit and leave right then.
about 1 hour on the road, and almost killin myself by passing out at the wheel and getting near a guard rail, finally decided to pull over at a rest stop. slept for 2 hours, with the car off, woke up sweating my balls off, got some breafkast and proceeded to make the rest of the drive. not fun.

WeakTight · Mar 18, 2006

Bet a ton on the Big East over 11.5 wins in the tournament because I forgot that Boston College is in the goddamn ACC now. According to that chapter in Sharp Sports Betting it's still a pretty good bet, but not the lock of the century that I thought it was.

Arodd · Mar 18, 2006

damn...thats adding insult to injury, gettin hammered and losing more moeny on top of that (potentially). hope it cashes big dawg.

LivingOffGamblingMoney · Mar 18, 2006

10 years ago when Tupac Shakur died, I told people rap music and hip hop is done.

I was just to drunk at the time.

5teamparlay · Mar 18, 2006

I've done tons of stupid things drunk. THURSDAY I left my wallet at the local bar but it gave me an excuse to go back and pick it up I conveniently met FISH, Viking611 and Hawkeye117 there.

Fishhead · Mar 18, 2006

5teamparlay said:
I've done tons of stupid things drunk. THURSDAY I left my wallet at the local bar but it gave me an excuse to go back and pick it up I conveniently met FISH, Viking611 and Hawkeye117 there.

:toast: :toast:

bearmz · Mar 18, 2006

In 30+ years of getting happy, done the usual BS. Drove drunk, got nailed for it, pissed everywhere, proposed marriage, banged( or tried ) butt uglies, slept in:bars, parking lots, bathtubs, lawns, etc., sang, fought, got nekid in the wrong places, you know, the whole gamut. The absolute stupidest though was betting another happy fuck that I could stop drinking longer than him. We met at a bar 3 days later and thank god the little prick agreed to call it off. We proceeded to get extremely happy. The moral of this story....don't bet when drunk.

Dsethi, I see you're young and still have a lot brain cells left, GL. I've gotten happy in your neck of the woods. Pissed on ND's Ad building while singing accolades to the Knute.

:toast:

Christian · Mar 18, 2006

last labor day weekend in vegas....got hammered and dropped $8,000 in one sitting at a roulette table at the aladdin!

although i'm not sure which is more embarrassing, that i lost that much money or that i was actually at the aladdin!!!