burn_in_hell_Atta said:
brokeback mountain is the gayest effing movie ive ever heard about, anyone that would watch that movie is definately taking it up the ole poop shoot
This is a little bit off-topic but your comment above reminded me of an Australian sports commentator named Reg Reagan. Here are his thoughts in that area-
1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you're gay. It means you haven't
sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and
have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming ***. A cat is like a dog, but Gay: it grooms itself
constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and
whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your
ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun,come to daddy, snookums!"
Jeeezus, you're the poster boy for GAY.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-dummies, or any such nonsense, rest assured,
you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish
guts, pickled pigs feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck El-Dicko and
undeniably a ***.
4. If you refuse to have a shit in a public toilet or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep
homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he
pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffee
is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A *****-eating man
will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what
artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a dick in
there too.
6. If you know more than six names of colours or four different types of dessert, you might as
well be handing out a free pass to your arse. A real man doesn't have memory space in his
brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the NRL, Super
12 Rugby, Cricket, PGA, NBL, and Supercar series. If you can pick out chartreuse or you
know what a "fresier" is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than
denim, you are faggadocious!
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...you're hungry for man sausage. A man
only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at slow-arse Volvo drivers or to cut the
mother***ker off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his
hamburger, hold his beer, or, if he's a wog, talk on his mobile phone.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous sonnez le Gay, oui? The
only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward
her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in
SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame
out too quickly. So follow the rules and beware. Or keep that sh*t to yourself, you flaming
******!
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