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Any of you lot superstitous enough to use a last and only occasional ploy to get a bet home.:>Grin> I once knew a Jewish Bookmaker( makes it even better) that as a last resort in stopping a Horse he had laid, would have a pair of his Wife's soiled knickers covering his nose for the entire race:pucking:( the 3 mile chase races were particulary gruesome) the shop used to ring to a duet of moans, him suffering and the punters knowing their fate. Personally at dire times, for some odd reason, I decided that my way of guaranteeing a winner was sticking my finger up my arse.:finger23: Problem was, that although the success rate was poor, I started enjoying it regardless of the result. Maybe in hindsight, thats where my arthritic finger problem stemed from, the Wife has always complained of a smelly mouse but too busy gambling,assumed she was talking of a personal disorder.:103631605

Well, just me or is it normal bet loss syndrome.
 

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Win....I would have paid big money to see a bookie with some stinky Panties on his face while a horse race was going on.....:monsters-
 

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G. MONEY said:
Win....I would have paid big money to see a bookie with some stinky Panties on his face while a horse race was going on.....:monsters-

Your not alone G, word would get round quick that he had overlaid one and the shop would be chocker in no time.:party:
 

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quantumleap said:
Thanks for my laugh of the day.

:lolBIG:

Smelly mouse indeed.

Your welcome Quant, did you get the drift of the soccer thing?
 

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Win is that guy still in Buisness if so I'am comming over to see...G.
 

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win bet,

i was down 1000.00 today based on some ncaa bullshit and two big
mental mistakes.

So last night i decided i was going to double down on memphis. I laid
my clothes out last night all blue and white and drank an orange crush(bucknell's colors). I then woke up today turned my tv channel to 10 because i wanted memphis to win by 10 and then waited until the clock
was at 12:00 and placed my 5000.00 dollar bet. i then waited for victory!!! ga
 

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Actually, somewhat of a sad story. His Wife left him because of the pressures of hours in the shop ( I personally think that BS, more likely got fed up looking for pants every morning) anyhow knickerless, his only ploy was to stick his head in a floor safe, which although made him gasp for breath, not in the same way as his Wife's draws. In the end the punters got fed up and moved on to new pastures where they could get some comical relief on their losses. The bookmaker moved to The States, Florida I think,selling garden furniture.
 

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winbet said:
Your welcome Quant, did you get the drift of the soccer thing?

Yes I did. I was a bit perplexed about the u/o 1.5 as I had not seen that before, but now I understand it thanks to your explanation. Thanks for posting that.
 

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