MAYO CLINIC
COLLEGE OF MEDICINE
MARCH 23rd
It has been discovered that flatulence now plays an important part in the chances of a gambler winning his bets. After years of research, leading Phartologist Prof Ivor Smelione found that Gamblers were particularly prone to sulphurous outbreaks. His findings show losers are 3 times more likely to emit noxous gases than their winning counterparts, He explains," part of the reason is a loser will be involved in more gut wrenching last minute losses which has an adverse reaction on the colon" In fact it is now acknowledged that this is the main reason for the high rate of Divorce in losing Gamblers, not the financial implications as was once thought and why losers are left on their own in Public. So there you have it, bad beats equal bad smells, unfortunately the only cure is to bet more winners, something The Professor is working on with Moderators of The Prescription.com. one of which is incredibly pungent according to him.
OK, own up, who is the smelly losing Mod
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COLLEGE OF MEDICINE
MARCH 23rd
It has been discovered that flatulence now plays an important part in the chances of a gambler winning his bets. After years of research, leading Phartologist Prof Ivor Smelione found that Gamblers were particularly prone to sulphurous outbreaks. His findings show losers are 3 times more likely to emit noxous gases than their winning counterparts, He explains," part of the reason is a loser will be involved in more gut wrenching last minute losses which has an adverse reaction on the colon" In fact it is now acknowledged that this is the main reason for the high rate of Divorce in losing Gamblers, not the financial implications as was once thought and why losers are left on their own in Public. So there you have it, bad beats equal bad smells, unfortunately the only cure is to bet more winners, something The Professor is working on with Moderators of The Prescription.com. one of which is incredibly pungent according to him.
OK, own up, who is the smelly losing Mod
ucking:
