I've just heard Iron Mike is in Ireland and visiting a village 25 miles away from me apparently looking for some of his roots
or maybe to root someone Anyhow, he's bitten off more than he can chew this time and is in for shock as Ballybejezes townfolk would make Duelling bangos country look like a holiday camp. Only at this years St Patricks Day parade a Midget dressed up as a Leprechaun driving a tractor was shot by a local who thought he had cursed his Hurlings future bet.
And if Mike is thinking of sex he can forget about the women as they would be more comfortable on the set of Planet of the Apes. However, Mike will be eyed by some of the male of the location which usually hang around with the Four-legged variety. Mike will be staying at the Mayor's place during his visit.
or maybe to root someone Anyhow, he's bitten off more than he can chew this time and is in for shock as Ballybejezes townfolk would make Duelling bangos country look like a holiday camp. Only at this years St Patricks Day parade a Midget dressed up as a Leprechaun driving a tractor was shot by a local who thought he had cursed his Hurlings future bet.And if Mike is thinking of sex he can forget about the women as they would be more comfortable on the set of Planet of the Apes. However, Mike will be eyed by some of the male of the location which usually hang around with the Four-legged variety. Mike will be staying at the Mayor's place during his visit.
