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PINNACLESPORTS.COM TO CHANGE BUSINESS MODEL
Online Sportsbook Admits Error In Offering Reduced Juice On All Sports

WILLEMSTAD, CURACAO (April 1, 2006)-Leading online sportsbook
PinnacleSports.com today announced that the company will be changing its'
business model by no longer offering reduced juice wagering on sporting
events that offers bettors up to 60% better value than other sports books.
Following advice from management consultants, Pinnacle will begin offering
traditional 20 cent lines on all major sports immediately - a major change
from the current low margin betting options, but one that will increase
profits substantially at the player's expense.

"Although we pioneered reduced margin wagering, the recent figures
reported by numerous companies that deal a 20 cent line or higher have
made us realize we're simply giving our customers too good a deal," said
Simon Noble of PinnacleSports.com. "This is a dramatic shift in our
business model, but the bottom line is that we will make more money from
bettors this way. We believe all our customers who have benefited from our
low juice offerings will continue to bet with Pinnacle even though they'll
no longer save so much money on every bet they make. Instead, low juice
wagering will be replaced by a 'Pinnacle Pussycats' swimsuit calendar and
a regular column from a former playmate, while our linesmakers will be put
to work devising ways of dealing dual lines and moving on air
effectively."

In addition to restructuring betting margins, PinnacleSports.com has also
decided to reduce betting limits to a maximum limit of $200 per bet. The
executive team has also stipulated that Pinnacle Sports will be
implementing a no wise-guy and no syndicate policy. With the Final Four
and start of baseball season this weekend, Pinnacle has determined that
the best way to proceed in the future is to open betting on sporting
events only an hour or two before the game starts so that the line can be
sharpened elsewhere.

"We've thoroughly examined the marketplace and after meeting with
management consultants, we realize it makes sense to not only increase the
juice, but to also decrease wager limits, discourage professional players
and only give bettors an hour or two to bet on games before they start,"
continued Mr. Noble. "While we opened betting on the Final Four games
before the conclusion of the Florida/Villanova game Sunday, that will be a
thing of the past, as we hope to follow in the footsteps of the
trendsetters that guarantee to open betting by mid-day before an event."

To kickoff the business restructuring, PinnacleSports.com plans on
throwing an extravagant party at a nightclub in Curacao headlined by C and
D list celebrities. Additionally, the company is in negotiations to
produce a made for TV miniseries set to air at 3 a.m. on Saturdays on
public access television. Pinnacle has also announced its intentions to
purchase a fleet of Harley Davidson motorcycles using the company's
increased profits generated at the player's expense so that Mr. Noble can
appear at various events around the country with the 'Pinnacle Pussycats'.

For more information, please visit www.pinnaclesports.com.



About PinnacleSports.com
PinnacleSports.com (www.pinnaclesports.com) is the sportsbook of choice
for bettors willing to pay the most juice for their bets. Founded in 1998,
PinnacleSports.com has earned an industry-wide reputation for providing
the lowest maximum limits on the Web, discouraging sharp players, and
posting the latest betting lines in the business. The company has accepted
over 6 trillion bets from over 50 million players worldwide this year
alone and expects to see more executives listed on the Forbes top 10 rich
list than the Walton family. Fully licensed and regulated in Curacao,
PinnacleSports.com would like to wish you a happy April Fools Day.
 

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Well, they are no different than any other book - they're lock on the business is done - and I'll be withdrawing soon.
 

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"In addition to restructuring betting margins, PinnacleSports.com has also
decided to reduce betting limits to a maximum limit of $200 per bet"

This is serious? I am withdrawing today if this is the case. WTF?

April Fools- good one
 

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"Pinnacle has determined that
the best way to proceed in the future is to open betting on sporting
events only an hour or two before the game starts so that the line can be
sharpened elsewhere.".

So that means NBA games starting at night won't be posted till late afternoon?
 

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haha nice. i didnt see that. thank god you were playing.
 

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Gotta remember to be suspicious about everything in the next couple days.
 

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Had me goin for about a paragraph till it started to go too far andI scrolled down lookin for the "just joking" line. Pinny would take an unbelieveable hit if they ever thought about going to standard juice
 

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I figured it out right in the beginning when it had the (April 1, 2006)...

This April Fool's crap gets old after about an hour on the 1st...why in the hell are people extending this stupid day for extra days each year???
 

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Msg From TOW Re. Pinny *ALERT*

"Pinnacle to no longer offer reduced "juice". Advised to go to 20 cent line in all sports". A/O 4/1/06. If true will have HUGE impact on all OS wagering. Anyone else see this?
 

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Did Not See Original Thread

Jeez Wil I`m SORRY! Not too freakin funny of TOW as there was no mention of April Fools.
 

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No need to be sorry - these jokes can be a little over the top at times.



BOL.. wil...
 

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Silver,

The press release has been sent as received from Pinnacle.

Personally I think the about us is priceless:

About PinnacleSports.com
PinnacleSports.com
is the sportsbook of choice for bettors willing to pay the most juice for their bets. Founded in 1998, PinnacleSports.com has earned an industry-wide reputation for providing the lowest maximum limits on the Web, discouraging sharp players, and posting the latest betting lines in the business. The company has accepted over 6 trillion bets from over 50 million players worldwide this year alone and expects to see more executives listed on the Forbes top 10 rich list than the Walton family. Fully licensed and regulated in Curacao, PinnacleSports.com would like to wish you a happy April Fools Day.
:lolBIG:
 

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