Noah is One UGLY Dude....

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Hell of a player, especially defensively, but that is one ugly MOFO. Not sure who is worse, him or Adam Morrison.

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ha ha, i've been thinking the EXACT same thing for about a month now!
 

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Thank you, a good friend of mind keeps telling me that she finds him attractive. I don't know what the hell she's thinking
 

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He really needs to work on his offensive game before going to the NBA. He has virtually no face up game. Hell of a defender (especially off ball) and rebounder though and has ton of potential.

I'm sure he will now be getting as much ace as he can handle
 

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NOAH LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck i wish i was in Gainesville right now. Absolute MAYHEM of drunken Gators!!!!!
 

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Thank God he is a Gator!!!

I could care less how he looks, the boy can play some basketball!

If this was a model runway, I would be concerned.

Florida Gators 2006 National Champs!!!

now just need the Heat to win it in basketball which may be an even longer shot than Florida winning the CBB NC!
 

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Poker King Jim said:
He really needs to work on his offensive game before going to the NBA. He has virtually no face up game. Hell of a defender (especially off ball) and rebounder though and has ton of potential.

I'm sure he will now be getting as much ace as he can handle

I agree about his game. He really has a limited offensive game. A weak jumpshot and terrible form. However, he is great defensively. He blocks a ton of shots and changes many other ones. I think he can use another year in college before heading to the NBA.
 

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I would LOVE to put the Willie to his mom, former Miss Sweden! SB we are now a BASKETBALL SCHOOL!:103631605 :party: LT
 

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viking611 said:
doesn't sound too smart either.




Noah speaks 5 languages. Not to Dumb! LT:monsters-
 

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Coach LT said:
Noah speaks 5 languages. Not to Dumb! LT:monsters-

Probably smart enough to spell TOO correctly.

hahaha just giving you a hard time Coach. Go kill a case of natty light and celebrate.
 

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SkinsRaj28 said:
Probably smart enough to spell TOO correctly.

hahaha just giving you a hard time Coach. Go kill a case of natty light and celebrate.


Skins, I am the DUMB one, not Noah. We will have a GREAT Bash coming up! LT:103631605 :lolBIG: :party:
 

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No Gator Gear allowed at the BASH Coach!! Look forward to meeting up with you and the gang in a few months LT.:drink:
 

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I tried to find a good pic when Journeyman started a thread about him the other day. But doesn't anyone think he looks like Laura SanGiacomo, she was the actress that played on that TV show "Just Shoot Me" ?
She's got the massive eyebrows and the gap tooth. Her boobs are bigger but still....

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http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/SanGiacomoL255039245.jpg
 

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spreadbeater said:
I agree about his game. He really has a limited offensive game. A weak jumpshot and terrible form. However, he is great defensively. He blocks a ton of shots and changes many other ones. I think he can use another year in college before heading to the NBA.

His form and jumpshot definitely need work but in addition to his stellar defense, rebounding and shotblocking he is an uncommonly good passer for a big....probably better than 90% per cent of nba 4's and 5's in that category right now...throw in the excellent court awareness and great attitude and hes probably played himself into being the #1 pick in the draft....so even he says he wants to come back there will be enormous pressure to declare
 

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Joakim has zero face up game..his jump shot has poor form, hes gonna get that blocked in the NBA unless he raises it up higher.

Could be Amare-esque just in terms of athletic ability, dribbling, running the floor for his size.
 

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sharky99 said:
No Gator Gear allowed at the BASH Coach!! Look forward to meeting up with you and the gang in a few months LT.:drink:



Sharky, you made me:lolBIG: I am looking forward to the Best of ALL Bashes! I will be following you in the CFL! Love ya, LT:103631605 :party:
 

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anyone hear his shoutout to harlem? his dad was a tennis player, is he really that ghetto?
 

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