What is the best piece of advice you've ever revieved? Given?

TIGERGUY · Apr 16, 2006

Non gambling related preferrably, but go ahead. This should be fun.

docmercer--banned · Apr 16, 2006

That semen has protein and one should remind women of the benefits

Fishhead · Apr 16, 2006

A certain individual told me to check out a website called TheRX.com

trytrytry · Apr 16, 2006

Look left right Left

Doug · Apr 16, 2006

If a paper clip doesn't hold your papers together, flip it over, and it will work.

Insiders · Apr 16, 2006

Mid 70's Buy Wal-Mart stock.

Dawoofdaddy · Apr 16, 2006

Very true much more often than not:

"WHAT EVERYONE KNOWS, IS NOT WORTH KNOWING".

:niceass:

TIGERGUY · Apr 16, 2006

Thanks Daw...

I'm looking for more general principles type things.. Although the walmart thing is solid.

nascarphenom · Apr 16, 2006

roll her around and find the wet spots :103631605

Brock Landers · Apr 17, 2006

"It's hard to win with scared money"

Never found this to NOT be the case...

VIEJODINOSAUR · Apr 17, 2006

May not be the best advice but Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

DELSOLII · Apr 17, 2006

Don't ever date chicks who drive pick up trucks.

and

she is either funnin' or bunnin' or else i'm a runnin'

Sol II

WVU · Apr 17, 2006

smoke pot eat twat and smile alot

ElIguana · Apr 17, 2006

Life in general: "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is." (I can't tell you how many times I hear this in my head each week.)

Gambling: "Don't think about how much you want to win on this game, think about how much you can afford to lose."

ClubmanCoop · Apr 17, 2006

Don't play with matches

Woody0 · Apr 17, 2006

Hear all, see all, say nowt,
Eat all, drink all, pay nowt
And if ever thy does owt fer nowt
Always do it fer th'sen.

http://www.monologues.co.uk/Comic_Songs/Hear_All_See_All.htm

Whoson1st · Apr 17, 2006

Allways Shave eyeryday...
For a long time I didn't know this was good advice, but at least no one has mistaken me for The Taliban.

WorldNumberOne · Apr 17, 2006

I've told 100's of people to Shut the Fuck up ...

Best advice I could give them at the time..

WorldNumberOne · Apr 17, 2006

I was sitting down in the front row behind the dugout at a baseball game one time where I watched this pitcher walk 3 straight guys .

I stood up and yelled " TRY THE OTHER ARM "

I thought that was solid advice I was giving at the time.

Got a little chuckle out of some of the people around me. And the first base coach .

Bitterlittleman · Apr 17, 2006

If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

What is the best piece of advice you've ever revieved? Given?

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