The Official How Many Guys Has Your Girlfriend/Wife Slept with Before You Thread

Rawpimple · Apr 19, 2006

THIS IS THE OFFICAL ONE!!!

Ok guys lets hear it. How many guys poked your girlfriend or wife real good before you?

We all know that men think they are the biggest and/or best their girlfriend or wife has been with but the truth is probably far from that.

Most likely (especially if the girlfriend or wife is under 25) the girlfriend has had the Milky Way explored by several guys and screamed "AYE PAPI" with restraints, candles, and Karma Sutra Oil all the while having 10 guys in line waiting their turn. It would be great to be a teenager today.

If you are older maybe you were the first to be with your girlfriend or wife. We are talking probably OldManTed age or something (I'm kidding OMT).

SO lets hear it and FESS UP!!!

Maybe we can find some guys on here that have slept with other posters girlfriends or wives and we can get this thread to the Rubber Room and get the RR going again!

Who will be the brave first one with some serious Albert Pujol (no pun intended) HR numbers to start us off???

SkinsRaj28 · Apr 19, 2006

Quoting from the RR...I have no life. You're my bitch RP.

SkinsRaj28 said:
My right hand has never cheated on me. Most faithful, loyal gf I've ever had.

Had to get in that in there before someone beat me to it. Kobe!

On the flip side, I know a girl who has/had severe emotional and psychological problems who fucked 70 guys before she turned 19. To this day I'm still trying to get her to let me cram my arm up there. Need to get that ho wasted and tape that shit.

And RP, get this joint in the Offshore forum where it belongs.

Rawpimple · Apr 19, 2006

:lolBIG: Skins.

Skins come on at least you could have come up with an original one. You had to copy the one for the RR.

WVU · Apr 19, 2006

My wife was a 19 year old virgin when we met.

SkinsRaj28 · Apr 19, 2006

Rawpimple said:
:lolBIG: Skins.

Skins come on at least you could have come up with an original one. You had to copy the one for the RR.

Cut me some slack...I took time out of my busy schedule to post the original, all for nothing? Shut the fuck up before I have your brother beat your monkey ass.

JudgeWapner · Apr 19, 2006

Which one? Wife or GF? Doesn't matter. Never asked and don't want to knwo.

NICKYTHEFISH · Apr 19, 2006

Dont want to know. Also she will never know either. At least my true number.

Insiders · Apr 19, 2006

Asked one once, an she said that she stopped keeping score in college and that was before calculators! Some things better left unkown, ya know?

blueedwards · Apr 19, 2006

PO69 · Apr 19, 2006

I have always noticed that if the girl is not experienced before you meet, then the sex will not be great!

blueedwards · Apr 19, 2006

playersonly69 said:
I have always noticed that if the girl is not experienced before you meet, then the sex will not be great!

at the beginning...you are correct. but, it gets better.

jeckll · Apr 19, 2006

Four. As long as it's less than me, I'm OK with it :toast:

Kiss1 · Apr 19, 2006

My wife had 3 kids before we met, so I figure 3.

:smoking:

Rawpimple · Apr 19, 2006

Kiss1 said:
My wife had 3 kids before we met, so I figure 3.

:smoking:

:lolBIG:

Insiders · Apr 19, 2006

Kiss1 said:
My wife had 3 kids before we met, so I figure 3.

:smoking:

ROFLMAO !

Rawpimple · Apr 19, 2006

Yeah my girlfriend says about 12. She says it was when she was young and stupid. She is 23 years old.

So then after I ask her the stupid question of how many she has been with, I ask her what is the wildest thing she did with a boyfriend.

She proceeds to tell me she dated the center of her football team who was 6'5 and 280 lbs. was black and was hung like Julio Franco. She said he had to use an extra large condom because regular ones did not fit him and he proceeded to violate her anally and then after rip the condom off and jizz all over her.

I said great! :drink:

SkinsRaj28 · Apr 19, 2006

Rawpimple said:
Yeah my girlfriend says about 12. She says it was when she was young and stupid. She is 23 years old.

So then after I ask her the stupid question of how many she has been with, I ask her what is the wildest thing she did with a boyfriend.

She proceeds to tell me she dated the center of her football team who was 6'5 and 280 lbs. was black and was hung like Julio Franco. She said he had to use an extra large condom because regular ones did not fit him and he proceeded to violate her anally and then after rip the condom off and jizz all over her.

I said great! :drink:

Jesus christ...O/U on how long the relationship lasts before you break up with her because you can't stop thinking about Black Julio destroying that ass on a daily basis: two weeks.

Any longer than that means she must give the best head on the face of the earth, or you have no testicles. Or she's really cool or some gay shit like that.

Dante · Apr 19, 2006

Kiss1 said:
My wife had 3 kids before we met, so I figure 3.

:smoking:

:lolBIG:

I think only one for my wife but a few were after her when I was overseas in the airforce

bigbet1234 · Apr 19, 2006

Why would you, or anyone for that matter what to know that much detail?

BB

Rawpimple said:
Yeah my girlfriend says about 12. She says it was when she was young and stupid. She is 23 years old.

So then after I ask her the stupid question of how many she has been with, I ask her what is the wildest thing she did with a boyfriend.

She proceeds to tell me she dated the center of her football team who was 6'5 and 280 lbs. was black and was hung like Julio Franco. She said he had to use an extra large condom because regular ones did not fit him and he proceeded to violate her anally and then after rip the condom off and jizz all over her.

I said great! :drink:

Boxslayer · Apr 19, 2006

SkinsRaj28 said:
Jesus christ...O/U on how long the relationship lasts before you break up with her because you can't stop thinking about Black Julio destroying that ass on a daily basis: two weeks.

Any longer than that means she must give the best head on the face of the earth, or you have no testicles. Or she's really cool or some gay shit like that.

:lolBIG: :lolBIG:

im crying