OT: Coach Assualted on of his players by sticking his finger in his ass

Bennyshoe · Apr 27, 2006

Finally, a felonius lacrosse story we can all agree on! In case you’ve missed it, a Ohio high school lacrosse coach is under investigation for assault on one of his players. Did he punch the kid in an overheated practice? Did he grab him around the neck and mock-choke him, Knight-style?

No, no, nothing so ribald … he simply held the kid down while his older teammates stuck their fingers in his ass.

Really. From The Columbus Dispatch: “One coach then held a player down while another, wearing a black glove, inserted his hand into the player’s boxer shorts. The boy was screaming, ‘Get the (expletive) off of me, leave me alone,’ the report says. The event took 20 to 30 seconds, the report says. Players described their teammate as having a ‘shocked look, ghostly white face.’ But attorney Karl Schneider, who represents Pentz, said the reports are embellished. ‘It’s horseplay. It’s guys being guys.’”

Yes. That is exactly what it is. Who hasn’t done a little casual fisting among their boys? Right? Right? Who’s with us? Hello?

[Copied from Deadspin.com]

http://www.dispatch.com/news-story.php?story=dispatch/2006/04/25/20060425-D3-02.html

Journeyman · Apr 27, 2006

What? "Other kids paticipated".....the coach didn't think this would get out? This is not guys being guys, sorry.

Boxslayer · Apr 27, 2006

yeah man....just boys being boys.

usually on friday nights after me and some of the boys hit up the club, we usually lube each other up for some anal fingering.

man the best was last week ...got a keg.....'beating.vegas' and 'delmo' were giving each other reach arounds, while i was playing some Madden on PS2. Just hanging out...aint no thang.

ThumperDragon · Apr 27, 2006

Guys will be guys:missingte ...Can't believe another man said that

ucking:

Arodd · Apr 27, 2006

wow this is ridiculous.
i'd kill that coach if i were the player...seriously i'd kill him after getting some homeless guy to sodomize him first

WVU · Apr 27, 2006

I wonder if they have the glove sealed away in evidence?

MrJ · Apr 27, 2006

Didn't you read? The guys got the coach back in the hotel and everyone found it funny...

juice · Apr 27, 2006

I'm sure it was a "glove"
ya right. sounds like we got us some anal rape here boys.
where the strippers at?

DELSOLII · Apr 27, 2006

after broke back mountain, all homo hell is breaking loose.

More homo stories to come.

Sol II

HinesWard86 · Apr 27, 2006

Jesus Christ first the metal pipe up the one kid's ass and now this. The foreign object up the ass trifecta is clearly in play.

MrJ · Apr 27, 2006

HinesWard86 said:
Jesus Christ first the metal pipe up the one kid's ass and now this. The foreign object up the ass trifecta is clearly in play.

I guess you missed the internet sexual predators thread

ucking:

t3a · Apr 27, 2006

and the 'brooming' thread

http://forum.therx.com/showthread.php?t=371406

NoTax · Apr 27, 2006

caucasian males are some freaky homoerotic type dudes

ope:

WVU · Apr 27, 2006

too much "blue velvet" watching

TTinCO · Apr 27, 2006

dsethi said:
wow this is ridiculous.
i'd kill that coach if i were the player...seriously i'd kill him after getting some homeless guy to sodomize him first

:lolBIG: Dsethi, you kill me.....

WorldNumberOne · Apr 27, 2006

ThumperDragon said:
Guys will be guys:missingte ...Can't believe another man said thatucking:

hope he meant gays being gays... his keyboard must have the "u" where the "a" usually is...

TTinCO · Apr 27, 2006

"It was so light-hearted," Simpson wrote in his e-mail, "that the kids broke into the coaches’ (hotel) room that night and retaliated with a glove on. Everyone thought that was funny! "

Simpson, who has not returned messages seeking comment, did not describe exactly how the players "retaliated.""

Something ain't right here....not at all.

dougstewart · Apr 27, 2006

Talk about misleading....the topic of this thread, "Coach assaulted one of his players by sticking his finger in his ass"...and then we read the news release...

From The Columbus Dispatch: “One coach then held a player down while another, wearing a black glove, inserted his hand into the player’s boxer shorts. The boy was screaming, ‘Get the (expletive) off of me, leave me alone,’ the report says. The event took 20 to 30 seconds, the report says. Players described their teammate as having a ‘shocked look, ghostly white face.’ But attorney Karl Schneider, who represents Pentz, said the reports are embellished. ‘It’s horseplay. It’s guys being guys.’”

...so not only did the coach NOT stick his finger in the players ass, maybe no one else did either. All we know from the news release is that another player wearing a black glove, inserted his hand into the player's boxer shorts. That is a helluva lot different than the title suggests. Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George gets a wedgie in high school gym class.

TTinCO · Apr 27, 2006

Doug, read the actual article that he had linked at the bottom http://www.dispatch.com/news-story.php?story=dispatch/2006/04/25/20060425-D3-02.html

TTinCO · Apr 27, 2006

"Before that night’s game, a school official asked the team if anyone "had fingers shoved up their rectum" during the Memphis trip. One player raised his hand and four or five players said they had witnessed the incident, according to the police report."