RobFunk said:
HEY, RobertFunk! Slim Jim started coming out with those flat, jerkey style meat snacks. I hate 'em. GIVE me a BIG LONG Slim Jim with all the nasty oils and spices and shit!!! The long ones I could work through and spend time on for a freaking 8 hour car ride! They have different lengths of the the spicey stick. But when I would get the longest version, I was set for a long trip....I guess sort of like chewing tobacco or sunflower seeds.
What is funny is that I would work the meat (yeah, yeah...i'm setting you guys up for some great jokes...) and finally eat the flavor devoid part of the stick and then there would be this weird gum-like/sinew-like residue that no matter how much you chewed, it would not break down. Finally, it was like swallowing a piece of gum. Then, it was time to work some more flava out the remaining stick!!!! Like shampoo it was a repeat procedure...
I need a SLIM JIM!!!!
That is as close to gay as I'll ever get is a Slim Jim! tulsa
Tulsa, you clearly are a man who knows what he is talking about.
Anything from the convience/liquor store that resembles a slim jim I will eat.
I am all done with the jerky crap thats tough to chew and gets stuck in your teeth.
Nothing like a slim jim. They are easy to open and they are full of the yummy crap juices and flavors
as you mention and just so damn easy to chew and eat.
Anything from the convience/liquor store that resembles a slim jim I will eat.
I am all done with the jerky crap thats tough to chew and gets stuck in your teeth.
Nothing like a slim jim. They are easy to open and they are full of the yummy crap juices and flavors
as you mention and just so damn easy to chew and eat.
This is no lie......My wife likes Bud Light....soo it seems to be the brand that is on hand, over the last month or soo... would come home from work crack open a Bud Light and about 1 or 2 hours later my sinuses were plugging up. Told her that I thought I was allergic to Bud Light....this is no shit. Told her that I would stop drinking it and what do you know....no sinus problem..Has anyone ever heard anything like this?
PublicsMoney said:
Coors=Superfund water
"It's the water"....Damn right it is, and it's coming down the hill from mining country. If you want to see where Coors water originates, check this out http://www.cdphe.state.co.us/hm/ClearCreek/index.htm
Don't kid yourself-you shouldn't even drink treated water from most of the mountain streams due to the heavy metal concentration from mining runoff.
Shit'll make ya stupid!!!
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