Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.
"Well for example, the other day I went into town and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said. "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I
try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
at my age!"
days interesting.
"Well for example, the other day I went into town and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said. "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I
try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
at my age!"
