hahahaRawpimple said:Man this book was so good. I was laying on the couch and opened to page 1. My girlfriend came out and wanted to have sex. I said "no" I was reading the DaVinci Code. So she started stripping. Top off, skirt, bra, and panties. I did not notice a thing because the book was so damn good. Then she started masturbating right on the floor next to me. I continued to read. Then she took out a banana, added some lube, and went to town right in front of me. I did not notice and turned to page 35. She then started riding one of our sex toy dildos. Me? I scratched my nuts and turned to page 52.
Actually I do not read books. I will probably read the Cliff Notes though and then go to the movie.
Rawpimple said:Man this book was so good. I was laying on the couch and opened to page 1. My girlfriend came out and wanted to have sex. I said "no" I was reading the DaVinci Code. So she started stripping. Top off, skirt, bra, and panties. I did not notice a thing because the book was so damn good. Then she started masturbating right on the floor next to me. I continued to read. Then she took out a banana, added some lube, and went to town right in front of me. I did not notice and turned to page 35. She then started riding one of our sex toy dildos. Me? I scratched my nuts and turned to page 52.
Actually I do not read books. I will probably read the Cliff Notes though and then go to the movie.