Someone page this man to the batting practice pitchers locker room. Give it up man, you look like what you are, a 40 something year old out on the mound trying to play with the youngsters. Just in case anyone thought only hitters used steroids, I present to you Randy Johnson and his acne faced ass. No lead is big enough if you have the Yanks, will actually help us though to get to the pen.
2 on and no outs, 5-5 ballgame. Last person you want is Rodriquez. This guy hits more when the game is out of reach then when you really need him. Yanks up 14-0? Watch this man bomb the homers, need him in a key situation with a tight ballgame give me anybody but him. Never seen a "superstar" hit so many meaningless homeruns in my life. Let's see what he does here....
