ChrisYandek said:
Wow good for you!
The only problem with that is your future wife right now is probably out there bangin, smokin one, and lickin some grundel and she will always have these experiences to think about. You cant ever one up her and she will never be intrigued or curious about your wild days because you did not have any. And I do not mean like putting a 1,000 dollars on the Devil Rays over the Reds. I am talking Spreadbeater stripper night, or Skinsraj dirty sanchez style. See their future wives will be like, "Honey, was that crazy Double D stripper who rode cock like a wild steed, much, much better than me?" Spread and Skins can then be with a slight smile on their face and lookin up shaking their head "Honey, honey, all that matters now is you and me. My wild days, were fun, lots of fun, but their over now".
Chicks these days are the horniest ever. From high school to college to those middle aged desperate housewives depressed in their marriage with little rug rats runnin around, they are not only thinking about wild sex with just about anyone (including Julio the gardenman, and JuanCarlos the poolguy, and little Billy who asks you "paper or plastic Ma'am") they are doing it and doing it wildly.
Not to make you feel bad. Just the reality of todays woman. I'd say go out there and protect your member with about 12 Costco brand condoms and start layin pipe.
Rawpimple said:
:lolBIG::lolBIG:
If that kid actually gets married it wil be to some double d stripper with a fat ass who rides cock like a prosititute b/c she used to be one. :niceass:
Chris are u a virgin b/c ur religious if so how do u explain and justify gambling ?
Guys, there are plenty of Christian women who are saving themselves for marriage. I suppose that type of woman doesn't get the airplay on this forum because most of us are hound dogs. Believe me, America has thousands upon thousands of women in their 20's who are virgins.
Good luck in your search Chris.
Good luck in your search Chris.
You have to be careful, I've heard about Laser Vaginal tightening and hymen Replacement surgury, so you might think you're getting a new model but it could be used with many owners. I say take her for a test drive before you commit to that lease.
