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She asked to put a Bet on the Eurovision Song Contest and before I knew it £521 has disdappeared, if Macadonia or whoever wins, I win £26,000:smoking:
but more likely :Sad Face:
 

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Betfair was already up so no password:suomi:I've had a couple of Drinks and went for a piss, she's put bets on for me before but she's had a drink as well and just went ape on the keyboard. :Sad Face:
 

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Someone at Phoenix Sports told us to bet Bosnia. I have no idea if they won or not...but his reasoning seemed right!
 

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Last week some clown asked me around his house to "see something special" he said. Next thing I know I'm out in the Yard watching some Bull getting his Nuts cut off:monsters- I then remembered I had a £150 bet lodged that needed to be cleared as the price hadnt moved in my favour. I phoned the wife and she said , no problem, when I got home and had a look, she had doubled the bet instead and the rest is History :Sad Face:

Next time one of these Paddy's asks me around their House i will say, Fuck off Paddy, I dont want to see a Pigs nuts been cut off. The wife's sauntered upstairs now and laying low but I've just got my own back by throwing her anti-ageing cream in the bin, tomorrow morning she'll probably look like Tutamkamen :finger:
 

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X-Files said:
After it loses how will she make it up to you.

20 years ago she looked like your avatar so I didnt give a Fuck that she couldnt cook or asked what a spin-dryer did, now I'm paying the penalty.
 

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winbet said:
20 years ago she looked like your avatar so I didnt give a Fuck that she couldnt cook or asked what a spin-dryer did, now I'm paying the penalty.

LOL get one of them young better looking broads ;) jk
 

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Santo said:
Finland won :(

Or as Wogan called them, "The Klingons"

Yes, Green all over the place but a big red £521 next to Finland. While all this was going on I forgot about The Preakness bets I had placed so another £150 has gone down The Swanee. Amazing how things pan out, had just won £140 on the Mets game, £34 from a few races today, put another £100 on Oakland, having a nice drink, wagner playing in the background and then everything turns tits up.
 

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How much did Finland pay? Must have been a lot! I didn't watch Eurovision but I had seen Finland's contribution before the show - I thought my girlfriend was joking when she said that these guys won. I mean, look at them:

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I wish she had placed £521 on Finland for me...
 

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60/1 was the best price. In hindsight after watching the market, anybody worth their salt would have made a killing trading. These obscure markets are a goldmine, IF YOU BAN THE WIFE
 

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winbet said:
...Fuck off Paddy, I dont want to see a Pigs nuts been cut off. The wife's sauntered upstairs now and laying low but I've just got my own back by throwing her anti-ageing cream in the bin, tomorrow morning she'll probably look like Tutamkamen :finger:

LOL!!!
 

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