OT: funny names from the white pages

quantumleap · May 25, 2006

Doug had posted that there are people with the last name of Peuse at www.whitepages.com. I like going to www.switchboard.com to find people with funny names. Here's a start. Anyone have any more?

Dick Hertz (3)
Dick Long (13)
Mike Hunt (48)
Harry Glasscock (5)
Harry Palmer
Rod Long
Ivy Cuntapay

uppy:

kingbill · May 25, 2006

In Vancouver because of the high percentage of Chinese residents we have 10 pages of Wong numbers.

Brock Landers · May 25, 2006

I knew a guy named Harry Assman...well i didn;t know him, he was someone i had to call on a business call.

Tried REAL hard not to laugh when i said his name too

pronounced it "aaasman" LOL

quantumleap · May 25, 2006

Brock Landers said:
I knew a guy named Harry Assman...well i didn;t know him, he was someone i had to call on a business call.

Tried REAL hard not to laugh when i said his name too

pronounced it "aaasman" LOL

Didn't David Letterman feature a guy from Canada named Harry Assman? I think he even had him on his show.

quantumleap · May 25, 2006

quantumleap said:
Didn't David Letterman feature a guy from Canada named Harry Assman? I think he even had him on his show.

I did a google search on it. His name was Dick Assman.

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Dick%20Assman

Dick Assman (pronounced OSS-man) is a Saskatchewan service station owner whose name propelled him to international celebrity status in 1995. Assman, who worked at Petro-Canada's Victoria Square Mall station in Regina, was discovered by David Letterman, who was reportedly tickled by his name. Assman was lavishly introduced on July 24, 1995, on The Late Show with David Letterman, where he was a nightly feature for about a month. Live field units in Canada interviewed him for the show. Over the weeks, Assman received a musical tribute from Tony Orlando, while Joe Namath declared himself an "Ass-maniac".

WorldNumberOne · May 25, 2006

when i was club pro a few years back , we had 2 members with the last names Long and Stiff .

i used to pair them in tourneys just so i could say :

now on the tee , Long and Stiff , play away please.

we also had a member named Dick Hole ..

his name should have been Ass Hole....

Doug · May 25, 2006

I used to know a guy named

Harry Bush

other names

Seymour Butz ( Proctologist)
Harry Cox
Jeff Fishhead
Ima Hogg

GameBreaker · May 25, 2006

quantumleap said:
I did a google search on it. His name was Dick Assman.

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Dick%20Assman

Dick Assman (pronounced OSS-man) is a Saskatchewan service station owner whose name propelled him to international celebrity status in 1995. Assman, who worked at Petro-Canada's Victoria Square Mall station in Regina, was discovered by David Letterman, who was reportedly tickled by his name. Assman was lavishly introduced on July 24, 1995, on The Late Show with David Letterman, where he was a nightly feature for about a month. Live field units in Canada interviewed him for the show. Over the weeks, Assman received a musical tribute from Tony Orlando, while Joe Namath declared himself an "Ass-maniac".

hahahahahhahahhahahaha good stuff dave. :missingte

WVU · May 25, 2006

I went to school with a Crystal Clere

AlwaysKeen · May 25, 2006

I went to school with a Bret Longballa...

brutusthebuckeye+ · May 25, 2006

i worked with a sandy beach

LEYKIS101 · May 25, 2006

I went to school with a Peter Hunter, worked with a Justin Tyme, and sold some equipment to a guy name Joseph(Joe) Annis.

:howdy:

WharfRat+ · May 25, 2006

My friend's dad has a friend named Harry Johnson.

jwblue · May 25, 2006

I used to work at a Cinnabon. My boss's name was Joe Kool.

IS

wolfie_cr · May 25, 2006

Here in CR there is a documented case of a girl called "Usnavy" , the father got the idea from a US Navy ship be saw in one of the ports..........

go2guy · May 25, 2006

The worse name ever Dick Butkus

"I said you gotta bad name like Dick Butt Kiss" Tha Alcoholiks

BAGIANT · May 25, 2006

When I was in high school, whenever we had a substitiute teacher she would pass around a paper so we all could put our names on it. We would always have someone put down the name Dick Hertz!

The teacher would then start calling off the rool to make sure no one was cutting class and someone putting down their name. When she got to the name Dick Hertz, she would keep on repeating the name since no one would answer. Finally the inevitable would happen! "OK!! Who's Dick Hertz?" 4 or 5 of us would stand up and say "NOT MINE!!!!"

go2guy · May 25, 2006

stuckinvegas said:
When I was in high school, whenever we had a substitiute teacher she would pass around a paper so we all could put our names on it. We would always have someone put down the name Dick Hertz!

The teacher would then start calling off the rool to make sure no one was cutting class and someone putting down their name. When she got to the name Dick Hertz, she would keep on repeating the name since no one would answer. Finally the inevitable would happen! "OK!! Who's Dick Hertz?" 4 or 5 of us would stand up and say "NOT MINE!!!!"

Ours was Jack Hoff or the always popular Mike Hunt

uppy:

quantumleap · May 26, 2006

go2guy said:
Ours was Jack Hoff or the always popular Mike Hunt uppy:

When I was a kid I used to call the bowling alley and ask for Bill Mehoff and they would page him. When they said no one answered I would then ask them to page his brother Jack.

uppy:

quantumleap · May 26, 2006

LEYKIS101 said:
I went to school with a Peter Hunter, worked with a Justin Tyme, and sold some equipment to a guy name Joseph(Joe) Annis.

:howdy:

There are 3 Justin Tymes in Switchboard.

There are 45 of Justin Case. (just in case)

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