The Top 10 Reasons Then Braves Suck

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ok i will start it # 10----Cox is getting to old to beat up on his wife,thus no need to jump start his team...............ok guys jump on #9

 

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#9 The University of Arizona softball team would not dare send out anyone in the Braves Bullpen to hold a lead.

 

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I could eat up #s 1-9 by naming Atlanta relievers but I will play nice.

#8 - Ron Gant would be their 2nd best outfielder if he came back today...and their best closer.

 

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#10 is just plain wrong.

 

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#7 The Tomahawk Chop is Not Cool Anymore, See Fans In The Stands With Taylor Hicks On Their I-Pods

 

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#6 Braves players hanging out at the Cheetah Men Club trying to get to 2nd base

 

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#5 Cox like the feeling of losing in the playoffs,decided to try it in the reg season

 

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#5 Braves WIVES hanging out at the Cheetah Men Club trying for anything...

 

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#4 Cox trying to book the Minnesota Love Boat to boost team spirit

 

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#3 they think that by growing handle-bar goatees they will become better baseball players

 

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#2 Braves in new Commercials for Viagra what goes down can get up off the floor

 

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#1 COX holding a world series beer party with strippers for his team to watch on tv................

 

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#1 - Still smarting from the loss of Biff Pokoroba.

 

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Great thread!!!

 

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#1 they lost when i bet on them!!!!

 

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LMAO !!!!!!! Great thread !!!! Definitely makes me feel better about my last week and a half !!!!

I'm so stubborn and the Braves are so god damn bad that I've been chasing them for the last week and a half...I've lost a hair over $9K on them over the past week and a half...when will I learn...???? Last night was the last straw for me...

 

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#10 is the best.classic and maybe the real reason.